STUPID LAWS in MICHIGAN:
A woman isn’t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s permission
And now all stupid laws in DETROIT MI:
-Apparently the good folks in Detroit did not quite know what ‘new’ meant.
-Putt-putt golf courses must close by 1:00 AM.
-Security guards at Joe Louis Arena will confiscate any item they feel might be thrown onto the ice.
-Couples are banned from making love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple’s own property.
-Willfully destroying your old radio is prohibited.
-It is illegal for a man to scowl at his wife on Sunday.
-It is illegal to let your pig run free in Detroit unless it has a ring in its nose.
Now I ask you...
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DAS KANN ICH VERSTEHEN!!!
SCHNAPS = BÖSE
Virginia Beach VAVirginia:
-Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex in any position other than missionary.
-There is a state law prohibiting “corrupt practices of bribery by any person other than candidates.
-You may not engage in business on Sundays, with the exception of almost every industry.
-If one is not married, it is illegal for him to have sexual relations.
-You may not have oral or anal sex.
-Driving while not wearing shoes is prohibited.
-Police radar detectors are illegal.
-Citizens must honk their horn while passing other cars.
-Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.
-It is illegal to tickle women.
-No animal may be hunted for on Sunday with the exception of raccoons, which may be hunted until 2:00 AM.
nein, schnaps das war sein letztes wort
Virginia:
-Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex in any position other than missionary.
-There is a state law prohibiting “corrupt practices of bribery by any person other than candidates.
-You may not engage in business on Sundays, with the exception of almost every industry.
-If one is not married, it is illegal for him to have sexual relations.
-You may not have oral or anal sex.
-Driving while not wearing shoes is prohibited.
-Police radar detectors are illegal.
-Citizens must honk their horn while passing other cars.
-Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.
-It is illegal to tickle women.
-No animal may be hunted for on Sunday with the exception of raccoons, which may be hunted until 2:00 AM.