Nothing.
There are stupid laws all across the US, but the pointless ones aren't enforced.
For example it's illegal for people in my town to not own a rake.
Kris, you're here.
Too bad, now Atlanta and Georgia.
-If an organization non registered as “non-profit” fails to register their raffle with the local sheriff, that group risks paying up to $10,000 in fines and spending five years in jail.
-While Georgia operates its own lottery, it “protects” its citizens by making it illegal to promote a private lottery.
-The term “sadomasochistic abuse” is defined so broadly, that it could possibly be applied to a person handcuffing another in a clown suit.
-All sex toys are banned.
-It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.
-Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.
-Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.
-Signs are required to be written in English.(this isn't really a stupid law, it says indirectly that English is the official GA language)
-No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.
Atlanta GA:
(Kris already said it, all citizens must own a rake, there isn't more in Atlanta. Pretty 'normal' there.)