STUPID LAWS in MICHIGAN:
A woman isn’t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s permission
And now all stupid laws in DETROIT MI:
-Apparently the good folks in Detroit did not quite know what ‘new’ meant.
-Putt-putt golf courses must close by 1:00 AM.
-Security guards at Joe Louis Arena will confiscate any item they feel might be thrown onto the ice.
-Couples are banned from making love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple’s own property.
-Willfully destroying your old radio is prohibited.
-It is illegal for a man to scowl at his wife on Sunday.
-It is illegal to let your pig run free in Detroit unless it has a ring in its nose.
Now I ask you...