New lesson: How to swear in German!

[Sodomy&Lust]

Congratulations, Wackianne!!

Hey!! You can count me in for everything involving dancing and singing while looking as an insane drunken guy!

@Lord Maele: "Tchupate la regla del cono de tu puta madre, hijo de puta de mierde" Well....it has some spelling mistakes, but it's a really polite expression . It's something like " lick your mother's cunt (but not in any moment, while she wears a tampon, but without tampon, I don't know the English word for that), you goddam motherfucker"

@german talking guys: I once heard something similar to "archslog". It must be a swearing word, and I love how it sounds, even if I don't know its meaning!!

 

[Lord Horb]

ARSCHLOCH!!!!

asshole

 

[Sodomy&Lust]

Thanks, I'll use it in tomorrow's german exam

 

[Lord Horb]

you're welcome! and much luck for the exam!!!

 

[Iscariot]

With everything you learned here you must really pass your exam now!
btw, when is your norwegian exam?

 

[Wackianne]

Hey Sodomy,
how was your exam? Hope you didn´t need Arschloch afterwards for the teacher that created the exam...

 

[Sodomy&Lust]

I PASSED IT!!!

I couldn't use any of the expressions of this thread, as the composition was about "friendship and relationships", maybe next year . Anyway, danke sehr!!!!

 

[Lord Horb]

congratulations dude!!!

 

[Wackianne]

Yeah, great!!!
Well done - gut gemacht !!

 

[Mr_Coffee]

after a concert you should scream:

Verpiss dich du dummer rockstar oder ich hau dir die nase blau *G*

 

[Sodomy&Lust]

pardon?

 

[Lord Horb]

piss off you dumb rock star or I'll punsh your nose blue

 

[Lord Mæle]

@Sodomy&Lust: OK, so I guess it's best to lay low with that one if I run into any spanish guys at wacken. The norwegian translation would be something like: "sleik i deg mensen fra mora di din jævla kuksuger-skitstapper-støgge-faen! Bu the way, what do sigarettes, beer, booze cost in Germany? (Both at the festival and in stores)

 

[Wackianne]

The best tip I can give you to get cheap stuff are the ALDI markets; they have the cheapest beer (Karlsquell 19cent/can) and also cheap cigarettes (e.g. Boston ~2€) and booze. Karlsquell is cult but more or less a matter of taste .
Normal price for cigarettes is 3€, beer and booze prices vary; depends on the brand and quality you want...

 

[Lord Mæle]

I've read about a "Jack Daniels tent" at Wacken, what is it? What does for instance a bottle of Jack cost? Is it safe to stay in a "normal" tent at the campingsite? Is there a chance of people messing with your tent in the dead of the night? Will I survive Wacken even though I can't fight at all? I have a lot of questions, but no matter how, now I'm coming so Germany; Be ware of the great Northern Lord of the Dark!!!!
*Evil laughter*