New lesson: How to swear in German!

[Wackianne]

Well, after Kroppus´ great "How to swear in Norwegian"-thread and now that the time for you all to come to Germany is drawing nearer... a similar thread in German might be quite useful!
Apart from that I hope to have helped Sodomy&Lust by keeping him from opening an 11th thread (gee, that would have been really AWFUL )!

Well then, with what should we start?

 

[Metalsulm]

well ,if you come to the southwetern parts of Germany, GRASSDACKEL is very useful,because it means almost everything, just as SAUBAZI in Bavaria,which can also be used for almost everyting...

 

[Metalsulm]

oh....forgot to mention that the last two ones were relatet to persons if you just wanna swear in my region you have to say "HERRGOTTSSACK"

 

[Zombi]

some wierd swiss people swear like this

"Scheisse im Trompetenrohr!"

this means shit in the trompet....um..... dunno the english word

or to insult you can say

"ach, fick deine mutter in einer alte, scheiss gefüllte badewanne."

this means: fuck your mother in an old, shit filled bath.

 

[Sorts]

Lecken sie MIR arsch!

 

[Lord Horb]

Originally posted by Sorts
Lecken sie MIR arsch!

lol now that one was awesome!!

Leck mich am Arsch!

 

[mntlsuiside]

oh horb-

i never knew you were such a dirty boy......
can you guys post the german swear word and than the english meaning with it? i would like to make the most out of this beautiful wholesome learning experience,..........

you could say: "bessame mi coolo"

kiss my ass in spanish.

my lil contribution

 

[Lord Horb]

well, leck mich am Arsch would be kiss my ass as well

 

[Sodomy&Lust]

Thank you very fucking much, Wackianne!! And thanks also to the rest of the people who are helping me to increase my Deutsch knowledges

By the way, "bessame mi coolo" is a cool sentence, but it has some spelling mistakes: it's "bésame el culo".

Thanks to all!! I'll take note. Tschüss!!

 

[schneeWITCHen]

for all swearers:

just download the song:

"J.B.O. - Ich schwör" or "JBO - Ich schwoer"


btw JBO will also play at wacken 2002

 

[Thordis V.]

it's similar to 'va fan culo!' o 'vai toma no cu!'

 

[Lord Horb]

Originally posted by Thordis V.
'vai toma no cu!'

YOU SCUM BAG, YOU WASTE!!!!

hehe good old Nailbomb song

 

[Thordis V.]

or thinking of the lyrics of 'Policia' ( by Titas, covered by Sepultura)... containing 'nice phrases' as: filho da puta, fode se, toma no cu...

 

[Sodomy&Lust]

Another useful phrase could be : entschuldigung, hast du Klopapier? --> Excuse me, do you have toilet paper?

 

[Jorma]

Yeah, but it's only helpful if you find a place you can use it!
A hint: go looking for corn-fields, don't even think about using the toilets in Wacken!!!!
(Same for corn-fields after dark from Friday on!)