New lesson: How to swear in German!

[Lord Horb]

AWESOME!!!! Thank you!!!! *Iscariot NOT slap*

*practices the Dutch national dance...
pointing at the head, the shoulders, the knees, toes, knees, toes....
again and again....
then point at his nose and spins around himself*

dude the Dutch rule! lol
and yes we have to dance this dance together at Wacken! YOU AND I! fuckin' promise me already that we will!!!!!!!

 

[Iscariot]

If we meet and we are drunk we will do that dance!
I think all the forum members should do that

 

[Lord Horb]

LOL

that's an awesome idea!!! we should definitely convince as many forum people as possible... then build a big circle and do the dance!!! hehe can't wait

 

[Wackianne]

Haha, I´ll take part, definitely a great idea !
Maybe we can go on stage with our performance if we have practised enough...

 

[Lord Horb]

this dance doesn't need any practice.. it just needs a lot of beer

but anyway, do you know that dance @wackiannne? it's really funny and stupid... almost as stupid as Vater Hasselbacher (in case you know that one )

 

[Biermagnet]

Originally posted by Lord Horb
this dance doesn't need any practice.. it just needs a lot of beer

ok, I`ll take part, too!

 

[Iscariot]

Vater Hasselbacher? What's that? Can we do that too?

 

[Wackianne]

Well, I have never seen the dance but it doesn´t seem to be tooo hard... just putting your finger to any (harmless) parts of your body... and sing (most difficult part)!
Vater Hasselbacher... No, never heard of that... But I´m sure, you´ll teach us how to do it

 

[Lord Horb]

@Biermagnet: you're welcome in our round, of course!

@Iscariot: yeah I guess one dance ain't enough for Wacken... you teach us how to sing the dutch stuff, we teach you the German song, deal?

 

[Lord Horb]

oh it's easy... goes like:

*bounces up and down throughout the whole dance*

Vater Hasselbacher hatte 7 Rinder
7 Rinder hatte Vater Hasselbacher
und die hatten Hunger, und die hatten Durst, und die hatten BSE...

rechter Arm dazu! *lifts right arm*

Vater Hasselbacher hatte 7 Rinder
7 Rinder hatte Vater Hasselbacher
und die hatten Hunger, und die hatten Durst, und die hatten BSE...

linker Arm dazu! *lifts left arm*

Vater Hasselbacher hatte 7 Rinder
7 Rinder hatte Vater Hasselbacher
und die hatten Hunger, und die hatten Durst, und die hatten BSE...

rechtes Bein dazu! *lifts left leg*

Vater Hasselbacher hatte 7 Rinder
7 Rinder hatte Vater Hasselbacher
und die hatten Hunger, und die hatten Durst, und die hatten BSE...

rechtes Bein dazu! *lifts left leg*
(this is the part where it gets a lil difficult hehe)

Vater Hasselbacher hatte 7 Rinder
7 Rinder hatte Vater Hasselbacher
und die hatten Hunger, und die hatten Durst, und die hatten BSE...

Kopf schief, Zunge raus! *tilts head to one side and sticks out the tongue*
(and this is the part where the singing becomes a problem too)

Vater Hasselbacher hatte 7 Rinder
7 Rinder hatte Vater Hasselbacher
und die hatten Hunger, und die hatten Durst, und die hatten BSE...


FINISHED!


just don't ever forget the bouncing during the complete dance!

 

[xpet]

never heard about this song & the dance!

 

[Khorne-zero]

Or to tell someone your steady state say
"Ich bin stinkbesoffen"
"I'm fuckin drunk"

 

[xpet]

Originally posted by Khorne-zero
Or to tell someone your steady state say
"Ich bin stinkbesoffen"
"I'm fuckin drunk"

or say
hackenstramm
rattendicht
sturzbesoffen/-betrunken
stockbesoffen/-betrunken
knülle
(mega)breit (this one can also be used when you are stoned)
sternhagelvoll

all synonyms for fuckin drunk

@the Germans
some more suggestions?

 

[Samurai]

STECKE

 

[Wackianne]

fuckin drunk...
blau
arschvoll
schneckenfett
lattenstramm

morning after: hangover
= Kater

(oh, with this post i have become a woa metalhead )