New lesson: How to swear in German!

[Iscariot]

After the Norwegian version of this thread this must go up also. I think there are some Germans around here, so.....learn your fellow foreign metalheads something!

 

[Lord Horb]

I already did teach you a few words!!! but I am willing to teach you some more, of course

so, if you got any questions... just ask!


ok, here's one for the WC:
verfickter scheiß Drecksschiri
fucking shitty dirt referee (or something similar)... also useful for the soccer matches at Wacken


oh, and I love the term "schwule Hupe"
means "gay horn"
horn as in a car's horn... the thing that makes so loud sounds...

 

[Wackianne]

Schwule Hupe rules !

To get rid of somebody use:
Verpiss dich - piss off
Verzieh dich - get off
Hau ab - hook it
Mach die Fliege - make the fly (?)

To make it more threatening, really EVIL people add:
...oder ich reiß dir die Eier ab.
- ...or I´m gonna rip your eggs off! (for boys)

...oder willst du dir die Radieschen von unten angucken?
- ...or do you wanna push up the daisies?

..., wenn dir dein armseliges Leben lieb ist!
- ...if you´re fond of your squalid life!

 

[Sodomy&Lust]

I'll try to add something, but it will be wrong, so please, correct me:

"Ich werde über dein schweine Gesicht erbrechen, bis ich einen Kieferbruch habe"

or

"Ich werde über dein schweine Gesicht erbrechen, bis ich meinen Kiefer mich zertrenne"

Both of them pretending to mean "I will puke into your fucking face until I disjoint my jaws"

BTW, I took that idea from a song of a Spanish hardcore-punk-thrash band called Soziedad Alkohólika. The song's name is "En tu puta cara voy a vomitar".

Hope you've found it really useful

 

[Lord Horb]

I would say....

ich kotze dir in dein Schweinsgesicht, bis mir die Zähne ausfallen...

I puke into your pig face till my teeth fall out

 

[Sodomy&Lust]

One question for whoever that speaks German (I've just seen you here, Wackianne )

What does "smarotzen" mean?
Does it mean something bad?

Thanks!!

 

[Wackianne]

Hi Sodomy,
here I am, sir, hehe
you probably mean "schmarotzen" which means something like "to live on others"... Eeh, tapeworms for example are Schmarotzer! Also people that exploit others without giving anything back for it are baaaad Schmarotzer!
Got it ?

Did anybody call you a Schmarotzer??

And, hey, I´ve also got a question for you: Will I ever meet you online on ICQ ?

 

[Sodomy&Lust]

Thank you a lot, Wackianne!!!

Nobody called me schmarotzen, I just remember that word from my German lessons.

You have just met me on the ICQ. Any other suggestion?