Hammered_gods
W:O:A Metalmaster
Poor cat, you blame kitty for such a thing? *Reminds me of one girl who told me that when she was little, she had diarrhoea and one day she woke up in shits(in the hair also)*
Hammered_gods schrieb:Poor cat, you blame kitty for such a thing? *Reminds me of one girl who told me that when she was little, she had diarrhoea and one day she woke up in shits(in the hair also)*
Gorefield schrieb:How cute...
eltärer Insider oder vielleicht doch bekennender Schwachsinnfilmgucker????Northern Death schrieb:aha! Ein elitärer Insider. Mit sowas ist man hier voll Underground...
Hammered_gods schrieb:When I was 3 years old, I was sleeping with my parents and one night I pissed on my moms back in the sleep.....See you dont even need a cat
Gorefield schrieb:When I was a kid there was a time when I was vomiting every second or third day. I think that also wasn't very funny for my parents, above all they had to buy new bed-linen once in a month...
Gorefield schrieb:I had a nice "vomiting experience" at the orthodontist. The nurse started to make a replica of my denture and in that moment i started to vomit. Her overall was full of my puke just like the chair and the carped floor. They had to send the other patients out of the surgery to clean up und disinfect the room. Everything smelled of a mixture of gastric acid and the lasagna I ate before.
Hammered_gods schrieb:Yummy Reminds me that my vacuum cleaner still smells like puke....well they have warned me that I am not suppose to vacuum my puke, but I was lazy to clean it in any other way
Gorefield schrieb:Hmm... I think you can give it back if there is not an advise in the manual not to use it to vacuum puke...
villeman schrieb:once (not far) i fell asleep while puking out of the bed to the trashpot in my room, 0700 i woke up and wondered about my wet pillow, than i changed my pillow and bettlaken and fell again asleep (whitout to puke)
Hammered_gods schrieb:Do you think that there is written in american products manual that you shouldnt vacuum shit, piss, cum and puke with it ? One woman won a suit case because the microwave manual doesnt says that you shouldnt put cat in it....
Gorefield schrieb:I know a similar story about a woman who put her dong into the microwave.
But even sicker are the reports about men who tried to get a blowjob from their vacuum cleaner. Some of them can't get a blowjob by anyone anymore!