An open letter to the anti-war crowd

[Der Helm]

Originally posted by Warthog
What, you mean Bigfoot???

I question your taste in women.

Actually I was wondering if shizzos do breed, that way you could sell them for profit.


I am in desperate need for money

 

[Supercharger]

basic question is..is there a certain demand for shizzos?

 

[LooseCannon]

Originally posted by Warthog
I'd believe it! I'm sure it's more just to get attention than anything. There was an article in the Post about all these product boycotts not too long ago, and they interviewed an online computer sales company from Georgia that said they would not ship to any countries that weren't supporting the US War effort. The owner admitted in the article that they did it more to get some attention than anything.

I hate it when people who want to capitalize on something like this.

 

[Supercharger]

hmmm..or he is a true capitalist in the truest sense of the world..

 

[Warthog]

Originally posted by Supercharger
how is it like to kiss a metal slut?

The latent taste of puke is not romantic.

 

[metal slut]

kissing the metal slut

Metal Slut wonders...

What is it like kissing a warthog? Sounds pretty disgusting.

Oh by the way--

SCORE BOARD:

US - 2 Middle East - 0

Time for the 7th inning stretch.....

Syria is next at the plate, with Iran on deck, and North Korea batting cleanup. Look for Bush to intentionally walk the Syrians, then go for the 3-4 double play on an Iranian groundout.

Welcome to the new American passtime-- The 'World Series of Anti-Terrorism'!

*****BATTER UP!!*****

 

[Warthog]

Re: kissing the metal slut

Originally posted by metal slut
Metal Slut wonders...

What is it like kissing a warthog? Sounds pretty disgusting.

I don't know, but that's a fair question. Let's put it to a poll!



LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE WACKEN FORUM...

Given the choice, Would you rather kiss:

A) A smelly wild east african pig, as seen in my avatar

or

B) A right-wing American gun-toting ass-pickin' 300 lb. redneck male who likes to pretend he's a woman of easy virtue?

Oh by the way--

SCORE BOARD:

US - 2 Middle East - 0

Time for the 7th inning stretch.....

Syria is next at the plate, with Iran on deck, and North Korea batting cleanup. Look for Bush to intentionally walk the Syrians, then go for the 3-4 double play on an Iranian groundout.

Welcome to the new American passtime-- The 'World Series of Anti-Terrorism'!

*****BATTER UP!!*****

Cute, real fucking cute. You and every other dumb fuck who lives in this country treat this war as nothing but another sporting event.

Do you know what you're talking about? Have you ever killed a man?

I know a guy who lives on my street who got his right leg blown off by a VC mortar back in '68. I'm sure he'd love to have a word with you.

 

[Hammered_gods]

That's a hard question,the piggy is so cute

 

[Warthog]

Originally posted by Hammered_gods
That's a hard question,the piggy is so cute

Kiss the piggy, Ivi! Piggies need love too.

 

[Der Helm]

Re: kissing the metal slut

Originally posted by metal slut

Welcome to the new American passtime-- The 'World Series of Anti-Terrorism'!

*****BATTER UP!!*****

Actually I found THAT post rather amusing, but I have a very very very (insert a LOT of very's in here) dark (black ?) sense of Humor.

Apart from that


"WELCOME TO A SLUTS WORLD OF COPY AND PASTE"

 

[Warthog]

Re: Re: kissing the metal slut

Originally posted by Der Helm
Actually I found THAT post rather amusing, but I have a very very very (insert a LOT of very's in here) dark (black ?) sense of Humor.

it would be funnier if I knew that he/she/it was kidding. Which I'm sure he/she/it is, but until he/she/it 'fesses up...i'm laughing in only a distant, aloof sort of way.

 

[Carpathian_Wolf]

Re: Re: Re: kissing the metal slut

Originally posted by Warthog
it would be funnier if I knew that he/she/it was kidding. Which I'm sure he/she/it is, but until he/she/it 'fesses up...i'm laughing in only a distant, aloof sort of way.

I dont think it is a he or she just it will be fine or thing hehehe

 

[Der Helm]

Re: Re: Re: Re: kissing the metal slut

Originally posted by Carpathian_Wolf
I dont think it is a he or she just it will be fine or thing hehehe

Must be a Nu-metalfanr

because

Nu-metallfan => no penis

no penis => neither he nor she

 

[Carpathian_Wolf]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: kissing the metal slut

Originally posted by Der Helm
Must be a Nu-metalfanr

because

Nu-metallfan => no penis

no penis => neither he nor she

Excellent observation there helm *throws him a beer*

 

[Der Helm]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: kissing the metal slut

Originally posted by Carpathian_Wolf
Excellent observation there helm *throws him a beer*

*catchesbeeropensitanddrinksit*
























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