5 things forum game

[Warthog]

- Women hate freedom
- Women aren't smart enough to vote, or think
- Women don't want to nuke the entire Middle East into a sheet of glass, which is obviously the best way to secure the US against terrorism.
- Women are all in love with European sissies like Jude Law and Johnny Depp
- The republican congress will pass measures to keep women barefoot, pregnant, and in the kitchen, the way God intended it.

The above answers do not represent the opinions of Warthog, but are the official policy of every state that's not on the west coast, not part of New England or the Mid-Atlantic, and not touching a Great Lake. Oh, also not Hawaii. Buncha dang hippies there anyhow.

Five ways you will greet the American expatriates who will be flooding your countries fairly soon?

 

[Fyodor]

@WARTHOG: Can you please explain "expatriates" to me? I don't know that word.

 

[Warthog]

oops, sorry...an "expatriate" is someone who leaves their homeland. Like if you moved out of Germany to live somewhere else for a while, and you didn't plan on going back any time soon, you'd be a German expatriate.

LEO thinks the equivalent German word is "Auswanderer"?

 

[IronMan]

oops, sorry...an "expatriate" is someone who leaves their homeland. Like if you moved out of Germany to live somewhere else for a while, and you didn't plan on going back any time soon, you'd be a German expatriate.

LEO thinks the equivalent German word is "Auswanderer"?

auswanderer ist richtig

 

[MrHellRaiser]

- Women hate freedom
- Women aren't smart enough to vote, or think
- Women don't want to nuke the entire Middle East into a sheet of glass, which is obviously the best way to secure the US against terrorism.
- Women are all in love with European sissies like Jude Law and Johnny Depp
- The republican congress will pass measures to keep women barefoot, pregnant, and in the kitchen, the way God intended it.

The above answers do not represent the opinions of Warthog, but are the official policy of every state that's not on the west coast, not part of New England or the Mid-Atlantic, and not touching a Great Lake. Oh, also not Hawaii. Buncha dang hippies there anyhow.

Five ways you will greet the American expatriates who will be flooding your countries fairly soon?

1. "They took our jobs!"
2. Kein Mehrheit Fur Die Mitleid - No Pity for the Majority
3. don't come over here, we are america's copycats !
4. don't go over there, they are full
5. don't go over there, your ex-neighbours from the east coast will be boming them soon


well anyways, scotty, you are always welcome to stay at my place. but like i said in #3, it really sux in here as well.

5 next basic human right laws that bush will make illegal ?

 

[monochrom]

1. "They took our jobs!"
2. Kein Mehrheit Fur Die Mitleid - No Pity for the Majority
3. don't come over here, we are america's copycats !
4. don't go over there, they are full
5. don't go over there, your ex-neighbours from the east coast will be boming them soon


well anyways, scotty, you are always welcome to stay at my place. but like i said in #3, it really sux in here as well.

5 next basic human right laws that bush will make illegal ?

The right to not pray.
The right to make fun of the words "Uruguay" and "Uranus".
The right to look intelligent while talking.
The first pretzel amendment.
The right to listen to non-country music.

Five head of states which we could swap with Bush to make the world a better place.

 

[mugabe]

Five head of states which we could swap with Bush to make the world a better place.

1. Emperor Norton
2. Emperor Ming
3. Michael Douglas
4. Kim Il-Sung
5. Yours truly

Five actual scandals not involving Hammered_gods at the Forum party?

 

[monochrom]

1. Emperor Norton
2. Emperor Ming
3. Michael Douglas
4. Kim Il-Sung
5. Yours truly

Five actual scandals not involving Hammered_gods at the Forum party?

1. Axel losing his trousers, sleeping-bag, wallet, shoes.
2. Escobar taking (wearing?) Axels shoes back to Nuremberg.
3. Edi and Villeman heading to the Reeperbahn to watch some live sex and not taking any photos.
4. Peavy attempting a brave feat of total drunken discoordination. Take a dead-drunken Peavy, a bottle of beer, a bar chair, and a large room, which mainly consists of empty space, sofas and a stove. Intending to grab the beer, Peavy managed to fall around the room for ten minutes, hitting everything repeatedly.
5. Me actually being really unfriendly to a girl. Forgotten why or who.

5 good democratic candidates against Jeb Bush in 2008.

 

[mugabe]

5 good democratic candidates against Jeb Bush in 2008.

1. Emperor Norton
2. Emperor Ming
3. Michael Douglas
4. Kim Il-Sung
5. Yours truly

The five best songs with the word 'Satan' in the title?

 

[mugabe]

The five best songs with the word 'Satan' in the title?

I'll try and get this thing going again.

1. War - "Satan"
2. The Crown - "Total Satan"
3. Bathory - "In Conspiracy with Satan"
4. Piledriver - "Sex with Satan"
5. Possessed - "Satan's Curse"

Five dignified ways to travel?

 

[Warthog]

1 - Pimp's funeral procession: Gold-painted hearse with pink shag carpeting.
2 - Royal litter - sure, it may tough on the slaves, but you sure can't beat the gas mileage!
3 - Hummer H2 Stretch Limo - no I'm not kidding: http://www.firstclasslimos.net/white-hummer-limo.html. Complete with W '04 and "Support Our Troops" bumper stickers
4 - Pirate ship from Running Wild's garage sale
5 - LSD - Travel the universe from the safety of your couch! But... avoid the balcony.

Five languages you'd like to learn for strange reasons?

 

[Sodomy&Lust]

Five languages you'd like to learn for strange reasons?

1- German (damn, I'm leaving in Germany)
2- English (sometimes it's useful)
3- French (gay language, but I like it anyway )
4- Italian (very easy for a spaniard)
5- Basque (I was born in the Basque Country and I just know a few words.....)

Five languages you would never learn for starnge reasons (yeah, I'm original, I know)

 

[LEX]

1.Dutch (well, I tried but there's just too much phlem slinging for me)
2.Welsh (what's the point?)
3.Arabic (I couldn't possibly read that shite )
4.Klingon (that would automatically make me a giant dork and I am the wrong race)
5. Ebonics (same as 4)

5 favorite date inhancers?

 

[monochrom]

1.Dutch (well, I tried but there's just too much phlem slinging for me)
2.Welsh (what's the point?)
3.Arabic (I couldn't possibly read that shite )
4.Klingon (that would automatically make me a giant dork and I am the wrong race)
5. Ebonics (same as 4)

5 favorite date inhancers?

1. Genitalia-shaped pasta
2. The good ol' Darkthrone record
3. The funny elephant underwear
4. The "Best of Benny Hill"-video
5. The 6-foot dildo-jackhammer

5 good reasons for not wearing any clothes

 

[MetalCommando]

5 good reasons for not wearing any clothes

1. Clothes are incomfortable
2. it's too hot in the house
3. you have a lot more sex
4. a lot less laundry
5. significantly happier SO

5 reasons to be happy