monochrom
W:O:A Metalmaster
You have to post a new topic, or else my reanimation efforts for this thread will have been to no avail.
I wónder if the last sentence is actually english.
I wónder if the last sentence is actually english.
would have beenmonochrom schrieb:You have to post a new topic, or else my reanimation efforts for this thread will have been to no avail.
I wónder if the last sentence is actually english.
yes we are.monochrom schrieb:2. Wacken (hopefully with the mugabes - are you coming?)
5 vegetables resembling genitalia
LEX schrieb:1. Cucumber
2. Yams
3. Carrot
4. Baby squash
5. eggplant
5 cartoon characters you would like to get drunk with most at a party.
CSIdittohead schrieb:1 ralf wiggum
2 quagmire
3 marvin the martian
4 mr hat
5 angelica from "rugrats"
...5 tv crime shows
Alrek schrieb:CSI
5 ways to kill a n00b
1. The bus station after darkMetalCommando schrieb:1. Inaugurate Wolfi's new axe
2. Inaugurate my new sword when it arrives
3. flay him alive, salt and nail to a wall
4. introduce him to my ex mother in law
5. break legs with a hammer. Continue for eac bone in body
Five places where you had sex outdoors
Alrek schrieb:(if one is with enough girls, for all purposes, it became public! )
Looks like just me, as mrs mugabe has (once again) resigned from her position as first lady.monochrom schrieb:the mugabes - are you coming?
mugabe schrieb:Looks like just me, as mrs mugabe has (once again) resigned from her position as first lady.
1. Swedish "Kron" vodka
2. The Crown
3. crowns (velly funny)
4. crown jewels (very naughty)
5. Sheryl Crow 'n' Lance Armstrong
Five bad song lyric rhymes?
monochrom schrieb:Oh shit.
1. fire - desire (that has to be the most overdone rhyme in contemporary rock music)
2. Max-Sex-Ex (Also see any other rhyme ever done by E-Rotic, surely the worst rhyme-criminals in history)
3. Germany-geh und steh-okay (Do not rhyme in different languages, especially when you are already singing in dialect, Mr. and Mrs. Marianne and Michael!)
4. Wasserfall-Tränenschwall (By the excepionally bad german goth band Illuminate, at least it's at the beginning of the song so you know right there where you are and can break the CD)
5. Eagle - illegal (Helloween, of course. In a very well known and extremely lousy chorus: "In the sky, a mighty eagle, doesn't care 'bout what's illegal", Jesus Christ what a load of bull)
5 contemporary vehicles Hitler would have loved to drive
next fucking questionAlrek schrieb:1. The Hum-V
2. Mercedes S-Class
3. Porche (any)
4. Panzer tank
5. Peugot