5 things forum game

[MrHellRaiser]

Stevie Ray Vaughn
Randy Rhoads
Chuck Schuldiner
Cozy Powell
John Bonham

5 reasons why you should immigrate to Mongolia

what about Quorthon ?!

anyways...

1. Chingis Khan kicked some major ass in his time.
2. Mongol girls (have to find out how they look like)
3. I don't have to go to the army once a year 'till the end of my life
4. No busses exploding around me
5. Today Mongolia, Tomorrow Germany !

5 of your most favorit spammers !

 

[gnoff]

The ones making it possible for us to keep up the spam in the english forum -

1. dotti
2. Pablo
3. Wolfi
4. Rosk
5. MrHellRaiser


The 5 best ways to fall asleep

 

[LEX]

1. Smoke some really good weed
2. Drunk on the ground at Wacken (after your favorite bands)
3. post orgasm
4. in a hammock on a tropical island
5. smoke more weed


5 best ways to stay awake

 

[The Raven]

Porn
Fear of getting fired the next day
Wacken 2005
The weekend
More porn

5 reasons why dodos should have been preserved

 

[mugabe]

5 reasons why dodos should have been preserved

1. Tasted like chicken
2. Kept the emus in check
3. Would probably have saved the world from the band name "Dodo and the Dodos"
4. They probably make great talkshow sidekicks
5. Not only should they have been preserved, but bred to the point of world domination. Imagine how cool that would be!

5 slightly unnerving female actors?

 

[monochrom]

1. Tasted like chicken
2. Kept the emus in check
3. Would probably have saved the world from the band name "Dodo and the Dodos"
4. They probably make great talkshow sidekicks
5. Not only should they have been preserved, but bred to the point of world domination. Imagine how cool that would be!

5 slightly unnerving female actors?

Drew Barrymore - Probably really nice (She flashed Letterman in his show on his birthday), but she kissed E.T. and I hate it.

The early Barbara Streisand (The late is just plain annoying) - The nose. It is in the way.

Renee Zellweger - Something about her face made me like Cathy Zeta-Jones even more.

Grace Kelly - Too blonde. Hurts the eyes. Especially in full Technicolor.

Juliette Binoche - Too nice and cute. She's planning something.


5 cartoon characters that would make a better job getting Bush out of the Whitehouse than Kerry.

 

[Supercharger]

-Roadrunner: he would simply outrun Bush out of office
-Red guy: he would moon at bush and bush will flee in panic
-Johnny Bravo: he would try to hit on the Bush twins
-Bugs Bunny: he's way more populair than Bush would ever get in a 1000 years
-Daffy Duck - he would simply stutter Bush out the white house

5 reasons why bald guys have more fun

 

[mugabe]

5 reasons why bald guys have more fun

1. They can have Pierlugi Collina impersonation contests among themselves.
2. Turtlewaxing your head looks fun and smells nice.
3. They can paint their heads like billiard balls.
4. Their outdoor fun isn't marred by bird droppings as easy as hairy people's.
5. They swim faster, which is fun.

5 detestable computer file formats?

 

[Sodomy&Lust]

5 detestable computer file formats?

1- PDF: my old, slow computer needs about 2 minutes to open one of those

2- DOC: if they have pictures they can't be viewed properly with wordpad, the only word processor in my PC

3- C: The only two exams I still have to do in Spain are about programming in C

4- BMP: 500 kB for a high quality pic is just too much

5- Those files you have to open with GhostView, however it's called that format.



5 ways to end a (psycological) depression

 

[LEX]

1. Smoke more pot
2. get laid
3. Go to WOA
4. Drugs
5. kill yourself

5 invented insulting names to call someone

 

[Warthog]

1. Republican
2. "pigdog"
3. buttmunch
4. drummer
5. Warthog

5 great uses for used motor oil?

 

[mugabe]

5 great uses for used motor oil?

1. Separating stuck fornicating poodles
2. Deep-frying bad oysters
3. Creating "ice" patches for hockey in the summer
4. Extra-warmth wetsuit filling
5. Instant tan

5 food products without any discernible taste whatsoever?

 

[monochrom]

1. Separating stuck fornicating poodles
2. Deep-frying bad oysters
3. Creating "ice" patches for hockey in the summer
4. Extra-warmth wetsuit filling
5. Instant tan

5 food products without any discernible taste whatsoever?

1. The bear shaped crackers in Brittas snackbox. They only had the vaguest trace of cracker in them, out of tradition maybe.
2. Some of the dutch tomatoes - they barely taste of red.
3. Oblaten (The things you get at a church communion). It seems that christ is tasteless.
4. Water - Still the best drink. Amazing, how does it do it?
5. Bavarian White Sausages - Only intended to be a carrier for the sweet mustard that accompanies it

Five historic catastrophes which are a bit of a laugh in retrospective.

 

[MrHellRaiser]

1. The bear shaped crackers in Brittas snackbox. They only had the vaguest trace of cracker in them, out of tradition maybe.
2. Some of the dutch tomatoes - they barely taste of red.
3. Oblaten (The things you get at a church communion). It seems that christ is tasteless.
4. Water - Still the best drink. Amazing, how does it do it?
5. Bavarian White Sausages - Only intended to be a carrier for the sweet mustard that accompanies it

Five historic catastrophes which are a bit of a laugh in retrospective.

1. the holocaust
2. the 9/11/2001
3. the day when george w. bush became a president
4. the crucifixion of christ (not much a of a catastrophe but it is funny)
5. Titanic

five reasons why dogs are better then people

 

[Warthog]

1. the holocaust
2. the 9/11/2001
3. the day when george w. bush became a president
4. the crucifixion of christ (not much a of a catastrophe but it is funny)
5. Titanic

five reasons why dogs are better then people

1. They piss and shit and fuck wherever they please. Not unlike Czech grind fans.
2. They get to know each other by sniffing each other's asses. Hey, if you need an honest assessment...
3. They mark off their territory not with fences, walls, or arcane legal documents, but with strategically placed peepee.
4. They lick themselves clean...All that space wasted on showers at Wacken could be used for another stage!
5. They don't need clothes!

Five things you plan on doing before you die but will most likely deny later?