There's this reality TV show on at the moment called "House Rules". It is possibly the only reality TV show ever where literally everybody technically wins...only one couple wins slightly more.
The concept is that x number of couples from around the country who own really awful homes get together and renovate each other's homes while the owner is away until everyone has a turn. Supplies and some staff are funded by the network, and the winner of the show gets their mortgage paid in full.
Tonight they got to re-do a room in their own home that they/the judges liked the least, and somehow it's decided that one couple will be out of the competition. The next round the garden gets a make-over. Phrases being thrown around by the contestants tonight included "if we don't do a good job, we'll be going home."
ARE THESE PEOPLE LISTENING TO THEMSELVES? THEY'RE ALREADY HOME
AND THEY GOT THEIR HOUSE FULLY RENOVATED BASICALLY FOR FREE!