Quark
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Amusing work story of the day #2 didn't happen to me but to a coworker. Apparently the customer wanted to start a phone contract, and upon being asked to show two forms of ID she got upset and complained. Among those complaints: "...and what next, are you going to ask for a blood sample or something?"
Idiots.
Q: What if you don't have 2 forms of ID? I mean, I have an ID, but I'll NEVER EVER have a drivers' licence! (would be ridiculous, wouldn't it? )