50,000 before W:O:A 2009!

[Sevren]

"the DB9 has rear seats but no mammal yet created, not even when God was on the LSD trip that gave us the pink flamingo, could fit into them."

 

[Sevren]

Assessing Hammond's crash:
Clarkson: "you can see from the tape that the tyre is starting to come apart. Now why didn't you spot that?!"
Hammond: "I had a lot on: I was doing 288 mph."
Clarkson: "What do you mean you had a lot on? I can be in the office on the phone, doing the paperwork, kids are shouting at me, wife etc, but if a lion walks in, I'm going to notice it!"

 

[Sevren]

"Sure it's quiet, for a diesel. But that's like being well-behaved...for a murderer."

 

[Sevren]

"I don't often agree with the RSPCA as I believe it is an animals duty to be on my plate at supper time."

 

[Sevren]

"There are footballers wives that would be happy with this quality of stitching... on their face."

 

[Sevren]

"Racing cars which have been converted for road use never really work. It's like making a hard core adult film, and then editing it so that it can be shown in British hotels. You'd just end up with a sort of half hour close up of some bloke's sweaty face."

 

[Sevren]

"Much more of a hoot to drive than you might imagine. Think of it, if you like, as a librarian with a G-string under the tweed. I do, and it helps."

 

[Sevren]

"you can't have this car with a diesel, its like saying, I wont go to stringfellows tonight, I'll get my mum to give me a lapdance, she's a woman!"

 

[Sevren]

"Tonight, the new Viper, which is the American equivalent of a sports car... in the same way, I guess, that George Bush is the equivalent of a President."

 

[Sevren]

Jeremy said this of the Porsche Cayenne! "Honestly, I have seen more attractive gangrenous wounds than this. It has the sex appeal of a camel with gingivitis."

 

[Sevren]

I hope no one is offended by any of them, blame Jeremy if you are. I left out two as it was

 

[Sevren]

I expect no one will read them anyway.

 

[Sevren]

I just had a thought if we get 50k is some idiot going to put up a 75k challenge

 

[Quark]

what bands do you like, then?

Better late than never, I prefer (nowadays) German speaking metal

But also Type O, old Metallica, "old" Cradle etc. But it varies every day.

 

[808Metal]

greetings and salutations