50,000 before W:O:A 2009!

[Sevren]

"some say, that he used to throw microwave ovens at homeless people - and that he long before anyone else realised that Jade Goody is a racist pig faced waste of blood and organs............all we know, is that he's called the Stig!"

 

[Sevren]

"the Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite."

 

[Sevren]

"Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary... That's what gets you."

 

[Sevren]

"The air conditioning in Lambos used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw."

 

[Sevren]

"Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what... BEING STABBED?"

 

[Sevren]

(Fed up during the caravanning trip): "You aren't allowed to have a party, you aren't allowed to have music, you aren't allowed to play ball games, you aren't allowed to have a camp fire, you have to park within two feet of a post, you have to keep quiet, you have to be in bed by eleven. This is not a holiday, it's a concentration camp!"

 

[Sevren]

(Mercedes CLS55): "Braking in this car is so brutal, it would be less painful to actually hit the tree you were trying to miss."

 

[Sevren]

"I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?"

 

[Sevren]

Clarksons highway code on cyclists: "trespassers in the motorcars domain, they do not pay road tax and therefore have no right to be on the road, some of them even believe they are going fast enough to not be an obstruction. Run them down to prove them wrong."

 

[Sevren]

"I was reading The Mirror the other day and came across a letter from a reader who wrote, 'I was riding my bike to work when this red Ferrari pulled up next to me. Out of the window, Jeremy Clarkson shouted 'Get a car', and drove off.' What I actually said was, 'Get a car you hatchet faced, leaf-eating N**i."

 

[Sevren]

"Britain's nuclear submarines have been deemed unsafe...probably because they don't have wheel-chair access."

 

[Sevren]

"Now we get quite a lot of complaints that we don't feature enough affordable cars on the show......so we'll kick off tonight with the cheapest Ferrari of them all!"

 

[Sevren]

On the Lotus Elise: "This car is more fun than the entire French Air Force crashing into a firework factory."

 

[Sevren]

"Now as you can see I lost the battle to have two engines on the back because of three very important reasons. One: weight. This is 600 Lbs and that's the same as having a whole American sitting on the tailgate..."

 

[Sevren]

"In the olden days I always got the impression that TVR built a car, put it on sale, and then found out how it handled. Usually when one of their customers wrote to the factory complaining about how dead he was."