50,000 before W:O:A 2009!

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2

 

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500

 

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Wonder how long it will take me to get to 1000

 

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500 divided by 30 seconds equals 250 minutes

 

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Only a little over 6 hours

 

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Well I am going to spam some Jeremy Clarkson'isms

 

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"This is the Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that's much to shout about. That's like saying "Ooh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases."

 

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Illustrating the lack of power of a Boxster - "It couldn't pull a greased stick out of a pig's bottom."

 

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"I'm sorry, but having a DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch. If you've got even half a scrotum it's not going to happen."

 

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"We start tonight with the highlight of my childhood. It's the Ladybird Book of Motorcars from 1963, and as you would imagine it's full of rubbish really. Just endless boring grey shapes, until you get to page 40, where you find the Maserati 3500 GT. Now this for me, when I was little, was like kind of Jordan and Cameron Diaz. In a bath together. With a Lightning jet fighter. And lots of jelly."

 

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About the Porsche Cayman S: "There are many things I'd rather be doing than driving it, including waiting for Bernard Manning to come off stage in a sweaty nightclub, and then licking his back clean."

 

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" America : 250 million w****rs living in a country with no word for w****r."

 

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On the Alfa Romeo Brera... "I only have to imagine this in black, with tan leather and I'm nursing a semi!"

 

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Clarkson on the Vauxhall Vectra VXR: "there is a word to describe this car: it begins with "s" and ends with "t" and its not "soot".
Hammond : "So its fairly terrible then?"
Clarkson:"Oh no...losing your leg is fairly terrible: this is another league of badness!"