150K Before WOA 2010

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ovals are just lazy circles

 

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when you want it, then you get it, you don't want it anymore. then when you lose it, you want it again. then when you find it, you sell it on eBay.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

too much is a bad idea, too little also sucks

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

they say moderation is key, but I locked my keys in the car yesterday

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

if you don't trust me, why don't you consult your horoscope or a local psychic

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

sometimes I lay awake at night thinking, and I look up and ask myself, why didn't I turn out the lights?

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

if I had a quarter for every time someone asked me for a quarter, I'd go buy me some more quarters

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

there are things in this life we don't understand. and then there are revolving doors.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

in case of an emergency evacuation... leave

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

who says the weather's not predictable? I predict it will be rainy tomorrow.
*tomorrow= sun out, no clouds*
I never said it would necessarily be rainy here.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

someone went to a computer store and asked for a Dell. the employee walked to the back room and quickly returned with a dill pickle.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

the itsy bitsy spider went up the waterspout

 

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down came the rain, the spider drank it up

 

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out came the sun and burned the planet to a crisp

 

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but the not-so-itsy bitsy spider burst and flooded the barren world