150K Before WOA 2010

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dead things are good, dead leaves make good fertilizer

 

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dead trees make paper

 

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dead animals make food

 

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and dead people make good inspiration for album art

 

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I don't care who you are, where you're from, what you did

 

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as long as you take me fishing

 

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which reminds me

 

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some fishermen like to go fishing... they catch the fish and then let it go. they don't want to actually eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something

 

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[the above taken from Mitch Hedberg, paraphrased by me]

 

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the best day to fly a kite is the day you can't

 

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I wish all my aunts lived underground in little dirt hills too

 

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one of these days, I'm going to eat chicken and recommend it to all my friends, because it tastes like chicken

 

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it's raining cats and dogs, but it also rains frogs sometimes in yellow rain in pollen season

 

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tornado is just one letter and two squished ones away from tomato

 

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seriously squish r and n together, makes an m