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xforeverxmetalx

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hey Månegarm and more confirmed for Party San... not a bad start, makes me want to try and make it, but doubt that's happening
 

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Saw Sonata Arctica & Dragonforce last Wed.I'm a HUGE fan of SA & it was my 1st time to see DF.DF was very animated on stage.The keyboardist could not stay still to save his life.1st band was Taking Dawn.They sucked.THEY (Taking Dawn)FUCKING DID A FLEETWOOD MAC COVER.

It was a condensed show.TD was 30 mins.,SA was 45 mins., & DF was hour & a 1/2.The evening started at 8PM & ended at 11:30(I'm used to 2AM).Like I said,hated the 1st band,loved the last 2.
 

xforeverxmetalx

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Saw Sonata Arctica & Dragonforce last Wed.I'm a HUGE fan of SA & it was my 1st time to see DF.DF was very animated on stage.The keyboardist could not stay still to save his life.1st band was Taking Dawn.They sucked.THEY (Taking Dawn)FUCKING DID A FLEETWOOD MAC COVER.

It was a condensed show.TD was 30 mins.,SA was 45 mins., & DF was hour & a 1/2.The evening started at 8PM & ended at 11:30(I'm used to 2AM).Like I said,hated the 1st band,loved the last 2.

sucks it was so short... :( I'd want at least an hour of Sonata
 

xforeverxmetalx

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An old man lived alone in Miami. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison.

The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his predicament:

"Dear Son: I am feeling pretty bad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I hate to miss doing the garden, because your mother always loved planting time. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me if you weren't in prison. Love, Dad"

Shortly, the old man received this telegram, "For HEAVEN'S SAKE, Dad, don't dig up the garden! That's where I buried the GUNS!"

At 4 a.m. the next morning, a dozen FBI agents, along with local Miami police officers, showed up and dug up the entire garden without finding any guns. Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and asking him what to do next.

His son's reply: "Go ahead and plant your potatoes, Dad. It's the best I could do for you at this time."
 

xforeverxmetalx

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Dear Marty,

I have been unable to sleep since I broke off your engagement to my daughter. Will you forgive and forget? I was much too sensitive about your Mohawk haircut, tattoo and pierced nose. I now realize motorcycles aren't really that dangerous, and I really should not have reacted that way to the fact that you have never held a job.

I am also very sure that some other very nice people live under the bridge in the park, too. Sure, my daughter is only 18 and wants to marry you instead of going to Harvard on full scholarship. After all, you can't learn everything about life from books. I sometimes forget how backward I can be. I was wrong. I was a fool. I have now come to my senses and you have my full blessing to marry my daughter.

Sincerely, Frank (hopefully your future father-in-law)

P.S. Congratulations on winning the $100 million Texas lottery!
 

xforeverxmetalx

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The other boys hanging out at the local grocer's think Junior's a touch slow. To prove it, they offer him a choice between a nickel and a dime. He always takes the nickel, they say, because it's bigger. One day after Junior grabbed the nickel, the store manager got him off to one side and said, "Junior, those boys are making fun of you. They think you don't know the dime is worth more than the nickel. Are you grabbing the nickel because it's bigger, or what?"

Junior says, "No sir, you see if I took the dime, they'd quit doing it!"
 

xforeverxmetalx

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A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee".

The husband said, " You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."

Wife replies, "No you should do it, and besides it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

Husband replies, " I can't believe that, show me."

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and shows him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says:

"HEBREWS"
 

xforeverxmetalx

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A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."

With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."

And then finally, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." He sat down.

The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn # 365: "Shall We Gather at the River."