150K Before WOA 2010

[808Metal]

A pedestrian was walking along the street looking for a better mode of transport, like a bus or tram. He spots a taxi coming in his direction. He stands on the side of the road and shouts: "Taxi!"

The taxi driver drives past and shouts back: "Pedestrian!"

LOL

 

[808Metal]

On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became dismayed on reading the enclosed card, for it read, "Deepest Sympathy."

While puzzling over the message, his telephone rang. It was the florist, apologizing for having sent the wrong card.

"Oh, it's all right." said the storekeeper. "I'm a businessman and I understand how these things can happen."

"Unfortunately," added the florist, "I accidentally sent your card to a funeral party."

"Well, what did it say?" ask the storekeeper.

"Congratulations on your new location."

 

[808Metal]

A very successful politician parked his brand new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues As he got out, a truck came along too close to the curb and completely tore off the driver's door.

Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the Lexus with his lights flashing.

Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the politician started screaming hysterically about how his Lexus, which he had just purchased the day before, was completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how any car body shop tried to make it new again.

After the politician finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you politicians are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the politician.

The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It was severed when the truck hit you!"

"OH, MY GOSH!!!" screamed the politician. "My Rolex!"

 

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[808Metal]

16161

 

[808Metal]

*crispy*

 

[808Metal]

bored

 

[808Metal]

no one here

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

morning

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

early morning band practice sucks going to be at school all day for the game

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

well I missed loads...

 

[martinsys]

dum di dum

 

[toastie]

dum di dum

thjatws a LIE YOU FUCK(ING HERETIC2!1111!1Q11!

HAHAHAHWAHAHAHAHAHA

17n45..,-.3

 

[808Metal]

*crispy*