Wierd fucking shit!!!

[gnoff]

What's the most bisarre crap you have found in your apartment after a party???

Including people you've had sex with!!



Well, I just wokce up here an hour ago or so, I have a 2 meter plastic crocodile and a gas mask from the sixties here in my apartment...

 

[gnoff]

When I waas living with my brother I found a "vägkon", which I donät know how to translate, in my bathtub that I aparently had found on my way home and thought it was a brilliant idea to take home...

Vägkon is what they put out on the roads to show that you're not supposed to drive there...

 

[gnoff]

When I was at the disco theme party, where I was wearing my pink cloathing , I woke up in the house I was not living in and a bed that wasn't mine next to a girl waering pink clothes and a horrible wig

Edit: We did not have sex though

 

[Wackianne]

Haha, seems you could fill this thread on your own

 

[gnoff]

Originally posted by Wackianne
Haha, seems you could fill this thread on your own

Most likely

A friend of mine, with whom I've started a cult: http://www.amandaismen.com , used to collect café tables when he lived in Paris, picked them up one by one when he was out drinking

 

[Lucretia]

LOL
also stolen a café table once, together with a friend... from the next day on the tables there were protected by a chain and a lock But we are still using it, its a good table

Years ago I always used to take stuff with me when I was drunk.
The best thing was one of those water-filled aquariums with a battery powered plastic fish in it. I just took it from the counter in a pub with everybody watching... I thought I was clever and that nobody had seen it and quickly put it under my jacket.
Well... I had forgotten that there was about a liter of water in it and the cap of the aquarium was loose

 

[gnoff]

One time I found a half full beer botle in my inside jacket pocket that I apparently wanted to bring home from Kelly's, but forgot to drink on the subway on my way home

 

[Lucretia]

Originally posted by gnoff
One time I found a half full beer botle in my inside jacket pocket that I apparently wanted to bring home from Kelly's, but forgot to drink on the subway on my way home

oh, you must have been VERY drunk then

 

[monochrom]

Originally posted by Lucretia
LOL
also stolen a café table once, together with a friend... from the next day on the tables there were protected by a chain and a lock But we are still using it, its a good table

Years ago I always used to take stuff with me when I was drunk.
The best thing was one of those water-filled aquariums with a battery powered plastic fish in it. I just took it from the counter in a pub with everybody watching... I thought I was clever and that nobody had seen it and quickly put it under my jacket.
Well... I had forgotten that there was about a liter of water in it and the cap of the aquarium was loose

LOL!

I don't really bring home strange things - but I quite like to hurt myself while drunk.

*IS master of unexplainable bruises*

 

[gnoff]

Originally posted by Lucretia
LOL
also stolen a café table once, together with a friend... from the next day on the tables there were protected by a chain and a lock But we are still using it, its a good table

Years ago I always used to take stuff with me when I was drunk.
The best thing was one of those water-filled aquariums with a battery powered plastic fish in it. I just took it from the counter in a pub with everybody watching... I thought I was clever and that nobody had seen it and quickly put it under my jacket.
Well... I had forgotten that there was about a liter of water in it and the cap of the aquarium was loose

Cool!
I am not alaone!!

 

[gnoff]

Originally posted by Lucretia
oh, you must have been VERY drunk then

 

[gnoff]

Originally posted by monochrom
LOL!

I don't really bring home strange things - but I quite like to hurt myself while drunk.

*IS master of unexplainable bruises*

Yup, I know what you are talking about here...

Don't need to be beaten up, do very well on my own

 

[gnoff]

Once when leaving a pub me and my friend had a full glass of beer each that we brought with us and drank onthe subway

I still have these two beer glasses at home

Even drank some Duvel in them last night

 

[Lucretia]

Originally posted by monochrom
but I quite like to hurt myself while drunk.

*IS master of unexplainable bruises*

hehehe, did you find out what happened to your nose in the meantime?

 

[Carpathian_Wolf]

Originally posted by gnoff
Once when leaving a pub me and my friend had a full glass of beer each that we brought with us and drank onthe subway

I still have these two beer glasses at home

Even drank some Duvel in them last night

Oh we have done that before a few times.....we was going on to another pub and decided to take the beer outside with us which was fun

One time we got thrown out of somewhere for doing that too

Fun!