monochrom schrieb:
Probably the Rochester Reefers, the Houston Heavy Drunks, the Miami Moshers or the Pittburgh Prostitutes.
These are all funny because:
- You can get great weed in Rochester...Canada's just a hop to the north, so you're never far from the "northern lights".
- Everyone's drunk in Houston because Houston sucks (when in Texas, spend time in Austin or San Antonio instead). Even more sadly, they only drink Republican piss marketed under the name "Lone Star"
- the Moshers must have moved from another city...what the hell is there to mosh to in Miami? Ricky Martin?
- When I think of beautiful "ladies of the night", I do not think of Steeltown. Except for that girl in the Journey song who took the midnight train going anywhere.