The Viking Beard Thread

[ShizzoKrause]

I shaved off my beard, so now I can run for office

You deald with the terrorist in the white house

 

[Lucretia]

I shaved off my beard, so now I can run for office

yeah, gnoff for president!

 

[Sodomy&Lust]

yeah, gnoff for president!

Amon Amarth would have to compose and arrange a new national anthem, and taxes on alcohol wouldn't exist anymore, would they?

 

[DISGORGE]

yeah, gnoff for president!

I'd definately vote for him

 

[Warthog]

I shaved off my beard, so now I can run for office

Mr. Gnoff, if you can promise to me that you will:
- Authorize federal subsidy money for metal bands to tour the US
- Overhaul the INS and Customs procedures so we don't have European bands cancelling tours all the time due to visa bullshit.
- Conduct an annual open-air metal festival on the White House lawn
- Eliminate alcohol taxes and replace them with taxes on rap/hiphop CDs
- Have Good Charlotte deported

then you, sir, will have my vote!

In fact, I might as well vote for you anyway, because my state is going to vote for the Democrats no matter what I do.

 

[gnoff]

Mr. Gnoff, if you can promise to me that you will:
- Authorize federal subsidy money for metal bands to tour the US
- Overhaul the INS and Customs procedures so we don't have European bands cancelling tours all the time due to visa bullshit.
- Conduct an annual open-air metal festival on the White House lawn
- Eliminate alcohol taxes and replace them with taxes on rap/hiphop CDs
- Have Good Charlotte deported

then you, sir, will have my vote!

In fact, I might as well vote for you anyway, because my state is going to vote for the Democrats no matter what I do.

I think I'll run next time

 

[gnoff]

Amon Amarth would have to compose and arrange a new national anthem, and taxes on alcohol wouldn't exist anymore, would they?

sounds about right

 

[LooseCannon]

- Have Good Charlotte deported

That would piss off my 10 yr old niece.She loves them.Trust me,you don't wanna see her pissed off.

 

[gnoff]

Just back home after seeing some romantic thing at the cinema. (Possession)
Wasn't even there with a woman, had free ticket and cinema is always fun, but after this I need some death metal in me

Anyways, how many of you out there are growing "real" beards?

It's been a while since I shaved now and hopefully I can resist the urge to do so until after Wacken 2003, then I could get some real hair on my chin to show off

This is a real spam thread I guess, unless anyone can think of something filosophical to say about berds?

No, I guess not

But hey, I haven't spammed a whole lot in several months, I feel the urge to do so...

This was a long time ago

 

[IcedTears]

And how's your beard looking like?^^

 

[gnoff]

And how's your beard looking like?^^

Now rather big, but not very long, maybe 10 cm.
Hair is getting long again though.

 

[Rammsteiner]

Now rather big, but not very long, maybe 10 cm.
Hair is getting long again though.

same here

 

[Quark]

same here

I reckon AP will be the master of the beard here.

 

[agresionpower]

I reckon AP will be the master of the beard here.

all bow for the master

 

[agresionpower]

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