Ok, this is officially the worst line-up ever

[Hail & Grill]

I recommend an trVe swordfight to settle this.

 

[Jordan]

And if someone thinks he has to be rude against my country and my people he must simply live with the fact of being asked about his strange behaviour. Your´re a guest here, so better behave.

oh come on, man, don't behave like an offensed virgin.
tell me you've never been rude ?
aren't you a metal fan with hairy chest ?

 

[Jordan]

I recommend an trVe swordfight to settle this.

fuck no. swordfight is for power metal pimps.

need a chainsaw massacre at least.

 

[Astrum]

STJU

Never been there = absolutely NO fucking right to behave like this. Do us the favour and stay away. Thank you very MUCH!

Ok, he never been there, but he paid for the fucking ticket, he is a customer, a disappointed one. This is no way to run a business by fucking up your customers.
I'm coming to Wacken since 2002, so you can call me a veteran of the fest, but I feel totally cheated this year. I would sell my ticket, but I'm stuck with no refundable plane tickets.

 

[Hail & Grill]

fuck no. swordfight is for power metal pimps.

need a chainsaw massacre at least.

Òó
I show you Powermetal pimpness! *EmeralsSwordDraw*

Okay, lets say free weapons choice(but guns are prohibited, cuz they´r NOT true and only for sissys)

 

[Hail & Grill]

this is a myth. I ma not belgian, but their beers overwhelm yours, for sure.

Btw. I doubt that you ever tasted real good german beer. I´m not talking about that comercial piss that the great brands sell. Have you EVER tasted local beer from small brewerys from all our provinces?

 

[Bikerin666]

Btw. I doubt that you ever tasted real good german beer. I´m not talking about that comercial piss that the great brands sell. Have you EVER tasted local beer from small brewerys from all our provinces?

like astra rotlicht !!!! And there are loads of english beer that are fantastic!!!

 

[Astrum]

this is a myth. I ma not belgian, but their beers overwhelm yours, for sure.

Actually bavarians has the best beer in the world, and as you all know - bavarians aren't real germans.

 

[Hail & Grill]

bavarians

Stange mountain folks...

 

[Yanos666]

I can't think of many nice English beers (lagers) but we have some good bitters! I do love the local beers in Germany I make a point of trying them in each region i've visited! Last year at Wacken my favourite was a Bavarian Beer served in the beer garden from black and gold stalls, if anyone knows what that was please do tell!

OK so Jordan is a disapointed paying customer, fair enough, BUT, I think Jordan you need to accept that your going to another country, and its that countries festival its made by them for them, not for anyone else, I dont see why your so intent on it must be this or that ok the line ups for the last few years when I have gone have been heavier, and thats been great cos I love black metal, but look at the line ups from the 90's when local people got this festival the support it needed to grow into the monster it is today this is their anniverssary not for people who've been once or twice or never!

Lastly mate Germans are very laid back an forgiving so you may get away with your attitude..... shame you dont come to the UK an start acting like you are here.... we're much less forgiving!!!

Lastly... DAMN!!!!! Hail & Grill you pulled out an emerald sword..... I think my weapon of choice muct be "Holy Thunderforce!" I love that band! its so cheesey its almost wrong but I love them lol!

@Astra, where do you have to come from? Also I thought there is only is it 47 bands anounced? aren't there gonna be around 90 bands?! there's plenty left to be announced you may like!

 

[Undomiel]

oh come on, man, don't behave like an offensed virgin.
tell me you've never been rude ?
aren't you a metal fan with hairy chest ?

Fuck no! Never been rude while being a guest in another country. I guess you really have absolutley NO clue how peaceful and friendly the german metalheads are.

And again FUCK no, i have NO hairy chest!! Good God, I´m a woman! Never thought like that, hm?

 

[Yanos666]

Fuck no! Never been rude while being a guest in another country. I guess you really have absolutley NO clue how peaceful and friendly the german metalheads are.

And again FUCK no, i have NO hairy chest!! Good God, I´m a woman! Never thought like that, hm?

German Metalheads are probably the most friendly I've met this is very true....


Women with hairy chests though.... I was in France once and erm..... well lol

 

[Hail & Grill]

Lastly... DAMN!!!!! Hail & Grill you pulled out an emerald sword..... I think my weapon of choice muct be "Holy Thunderforce!" I love that band! its so cheesey its almost wrong but I love them lol!

Hmmm, cheeese. I love cheese.
I belive that if anything can´t be topped(damn, it´s hard to find a fitting translation for the simple word "überbacken") with molten cheese - god didn´t want that we eat it.

Okay, I think the last sentence was bad translated... -.-

 

[Undomiel]

Hmmm, cheeese. I love cheese.
I belive that if anything can´t be topped(damn, it´s hard to find a fitting translation for the simple word "überbacken") with molten cheese - god didn´t want that we eat it.

Okay, I think the last sentence was bad translated... -.-

Merke: "molton" ist was ...errr.."molton" is made out of cotton and plastic in case you still pee into your bed at night...

What you mean is "scallop"

 

[Hail & Grill]

Merke: "molton" ist was ...errr.."molton" is made out of cotton and plastic in case you still pee into your bed at night...

What you mean is "scallop"

I said "moltEn". It´s "scallop"? I thought that was refering to seafood...