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Shiny

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NOT A CULT *REPEAT* NOT A CUlT

The Mulks are not a Cult!!!!!!
They are a civilisation.

You are not required to believe anything other than your fellow warriors and yourself.

There are no rules other than an essential respect for your fellow Mulkonian Warriors.
There can never be feuds within the order.

I am merely a Celt from the West, although if you dont already know, there are strong ties between scandanavian civilisations (Vikings) from the north and the Mulkonian Civilisation.

Well if there is a Mulkonian renunion in Wacken 2003, I will go up in the Helicopter and take Arial Photographs. :)

PS, Opposition will be offered a chance to surrender allegance.
Declining the offer will result in unprovoked Death!
 

Shiny

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Mulkonian Punishement

Originally posted by Supercharger
Yep..all opposition will be crushed and their leider end up impaled..:D

In Greater Detal:

May his/her body be placed verically on a blunt spike 20 feet above the ground.

May 5kg weights be attached to the subjects legs.

The spike will then slowly(2cm every 5 mins) enter their rectum and make its way through their spinal cord.

The subject does not die intill the spike breaks their neck.
In total taking about 2/3 hours.

Dont be an enemy of the Mulks.
 

Warthog

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There was once a poor bastard at Wacken who dared to defy and insult the Mulks.

I think they found a few toes and a bit of ear up in Denmark. The rest was unaccounted for.

You probably wonder why you never heard about it, as Wacken is famous for being rather violence-free.

Simple. The Mulks took care of the witnesses too.

DON'T MULK WITH FUCK...er...FUCK WITH MULK...yeah! :D