Official Annoucement

[Supercharger]

Carpethian Wolf and I would like to annouce the Mulkonian Order is officially founded. Our mission is converting the world into the mysterious Mulkonian ways

 

[Carpathian_Wolf]

You said that well! couldnt have put it better myself..Join Us everyone!

 

[Ainara]

What?????
Can you explain to me, please?

 

[holocaust]

kinda walking in the dark on this one

 

[monochrom]

What do wankonians do? Are they basically mysterious?

 

[Carpathian_Wolf]

Originally posted by monochrom
What do wankonians do? Are they basically mysterious?

Excuseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee me?! You mean mulkonians..and if told you what we did would that make it a mytery!?



Mulks rule!

 

[Carpathian_Wolf]

Originally posted by holocaust
kinda walking in the dark on this one

Thats what makes it mysterious!

 

[Warthog]

I hear Mulkonia is nice in the spring time. I'd like to visit some day.

 

[Shiny]

Reality.

Originally posted by Warthog
I hear Mulkonia is nice in the spring time. I'd like to visit some day.

Yes, oh so nice in the spring.......but ........in winter Mulkonia is a host to thousands of murders.
Reapers roam the region looking for fresh flesh to slice.
You can even hear them in the night-time.....screaming........
Never venture out after dark.

 

[LooseCannon]

It sounds good.Count me in.I'll be a Mulk.

 

[Shiny]

Dont Worry.

Remember all Mulk's are heavily armed.
You can fight up to 5 reapers at a time.

 

[Warthog]

It's a good thing I'm armed with my Fire Sword +2, which has a 20% bonus hit ratio against reapers. As long as the 21-sided die lands up on an odd number, I shall survive the Mulkonian winter.

!!!

"Mulkonian Winter" shall be my new band name.

 

[Carpathian_Wolf]

Woooeeehoeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!! From what started off as one Mulk..now more people will be also!

But Im the original mulk!

 

[Shiny]

Origional Mulks.

Originally posted by Carpathian_Wolf

"But Im the original mulk! "

If you are an origional Mulk, then you could only be from
the ancestoral past.
This generation became extinct 8 million years ago during an ice age.
You could not have been born in this century but instead you
could have existed millions of years ago.
Your introduction to this lifetime must have been a transition from
a block of ice to your present deformed self.

(All Origional Mulks are deformed as the ice has made their entire
bodies an iodine color.Many have lost fingers and toes due to the harsh effects of the ice)

 

[Carpathian_Wolf]

Oh noooo the race never became extinct just was in hiding!