Iscariot And Fallen Knight Are Against The Mulkonian Order!

[Iscariot]

Zombi is a little bit tetrapakparanoia

 

[Zombi]

You would be too if you knew what they were up to

 

[Iscariot]

Tell me!

 

[gandalf]

I just looked it up and found a couple of hundred posts about it, seems like a war about it happend when i wasn't checking the woa forum for a couple of months...

 

[Iscariot]

Is that so?
Missed that too I guess

 

[Zombi]

It isn't a war if noone fights back. We've all lost now. Tetrapak has control over everything that happens. You see...you think they make convienent packages. But those packages are actually an alien species that call themselves the Tetra. They came to our world years ago, and started tetrapak. Disguising themselves as drink paks, they inliftrated our entire civilisation, now they have control of all our governments and seek a way to annihilate the human race. AIDS, George Bush, Take That...it's all their fault.

 

[Iscariot]

aha, no I get it!
That explaines our new president. He just took over the power while looking like Harry Potter.
Is there anything you can do to stop it?

 

[Zombi]

Nah, it's all too late. The only help we have is a tetra that defected and started talking to me.

 

[gandalf]

Hahahahaa, it explains a lot yeah (thnx). Hmmmmmm, how to stop our harry snotter would be a nice one... A good old stake though the heart?

 

[Iscariot]

Originally posted by Zombi
Nah, it's all too late. The only help we have is a tetra that defected and started talking to me.

And what is his point of view?

 

[Zombi]

He said he was tired of pretending to be a drink container, and thought our world wasn't really worth conquering anyway.

 

[Fallen_Knight]

How can I be against anything I don't know about?

 

[Iscariot]

Originally posted by Fallen_Knight
How can I be against anything I don't know about?

That's the way Mulkonians are: If you are not with them you are against them! (Where did I hear that before?)

 

[Sodomy&Lust]

I don't know what the fuck a Mulkonian Order is, but this thread is really funny!

 

[Fallen_Knight]

Wasn't that something from the Bush?

I thought I was a warrior from the north?