TetraPak is an evil, deadly, pungent and flatulent company that must be stopped now!
You think they help you by serving drinks in a convienent carton? WRONG! IT IS THIER SADISTIC PLAN OF WORLD DOMINATION WHICH INVOLVES KILLING AS MANY DOLPHINS, KITTENS AND BULLFROGS AS POSSIBLE!!! BOYCOTT THEM NOW!! IF NOT FOR HUMANITY, THEN FOR STRAWBERRY-TASTING EAR DROPS!