How I lost my virginity

[Wackianne]

Hrrrr *slaps Ray with his beerbottle*
Beer...the worst of all hangover catalysators!

 

[Supercharger]

hehehe..nah..Jagermeister is far better..*slaps anne with an Italian wine bottle*

 

[Wackianne]

Wine...quite bad, too! Better won´t try Jägermeister then !
Am quite worried bout my recent hangovers - one evening, I just drank about 1/3 of an Apfelkorn (20%) bottle and a sip of cognac - wasn´t drunk - and vomited on my carpet the next morning after taking an aspirin against a splittin headache... How bad!
I´m quite afraid of not being able to ever drink without a really bad hangover anymore!

 

[Supercharger]

that my dear anne..is shocking..just wondering..do you take the same girls to wacken as you took along to the Manowar gig?

 

[Wackianne]

50% of them, yes - Tissy (the blond one) will come; Sarah does not listen to much more metal than Manowar, I fear... But then, Saskia the 3rd Asgard girl will join us, too! She didn´t want to see Manowar .

Ah, btw, I am your mother, right! And Morgenurin is your daddy.
And when you introduce my daughter-in-law to me, I might introduce you to my affair (yes, my son, I´m cheating your dad; but actually since 3 weeks he´s also cheatin on me!) .

 

[Supercharger]

goddamn it..I should slap my dad..anyway..but you're into powermetal as well aren't you anna?

 

[Carpathian_Wolf]

You have a quite a few relatives dont ya dude!

 

[Wackianne]

Your mailbox is full!

Ah, hm, dunno...I´m not only into power metal; there are bands or songs of very different styles that I do like very much either! And then, by far not all power metal is good... Anyway, what would be power metal for you? Rhapsody, Edguy, Helloween style?
Hard to say!
Have to admit though that there´s not much death metal I like !

 

[Supercharger]

indeed..the count so far..

My dad: Morgenurin
My mother: Wackianne
My wife: Fuckedupcat
My father in law: Carphetian wolf
My aunt: Lucreatia

 

[starlight]

Originally posted by monochrom
*Does not believe star as he doesn't think she could have been so chaste so long*

oops! you're right of cause. i already corrected it!

thanks, for paying attention to my reputation

 

[monochrom]

Originally posted by starlight
oops! you're right of cause. i already corrected it!

thanks, for paying attention to my reputation

*Bows deep*

Always glad to be of help when it comes to saving bad reputations...

 

[Hammered_gods]

Originally posted by Supercharger
indeed..the count so far..

My dad: Morgenurin
My mother: Wackianne
My wife: Fuckedupcat
My father in law: Carphetian wolf
My aunt: Lucreatia

And what about me? Don't you need some house pet?

 

[Supercharger]

yeah..I need somebody to watch the garden

 

[Hammered_gods]

Yeah and biting people

 

[Supercharger]

okey hammered..you can be the house pet..so what are your other trades?