How I lost my virginity

[monochrom]

Originally posted by gnoff
What??

Oh nothing...

Be careful and don't drink too much, just two beers or something like that. Alcohol can really have strong effects the first time you taste it.

 

[gnoff]

Originally posted by monochrom
Oh nothing...

Be careful and don't drink too much, just two beers or something like that. Alcohol can really have strong effects the first time you taste it.

Ok, thanks for the advice!

I will let you know in the morning how it all turned out

 

[Lucretia]

Originally posted by monochrom


Oh good, another evening of picking my nose at home, slowly growing cobwebs in my armpits and watching the plants getting older.

Sounds like a fun evening.

have fun then
/me loves watching plants growing

 

[monochrom]

Originally posted by Lucretia
have fun then
/me loves watching plants growing

Sorry, I found other girls which I'm going to meet at the Ballroom. No time for plants...

 

[Lucretia]

whom?
your plants will miss you terribly

 

[monochrom]

Originally posted by Lucretia
whom?
your plants will miss you terribly

They are called Undomiel and spinnenluder and seem very nice.


All plants here belong to my flatmate anyway, so I don't think they'll be too unhappy.

 

[Lucretia]

Undo and Spinni?
Oh, I know them... I wouldn´t dare to meet them
Besides, they are both taken

 

[monochrom]

Originally posted by Lucretia
Undo and Spinni?
Oh, I know them... I wouldn´t dare to meet them
Besides, they are both taken

Well, I can always poison their friends...

So what, all this stupid weather kills my springy mood anyway.

*Wonders if it would be good to switch to trueevil-mode tonight*

 

[FuckedUpCat]

This kitty was like 15 years old and drunk some fuckin´ mix of home made booze and some kind of other stuff wich I do not remember.. me and my best friend was deaddrunk and that night I actually made a big fool of myself by being a real pain in the ass in front of the boy I liked.. hehehehhehe
It was actually exactly 6 years ago today.. hohohohoho


but goddamn it it was fun.. I am still a pain in the ass.. both drunk and sober
hahaha

 

[Lucretia]

Originally posted by monochrom

*Wonders if it would be good to switch to trueevil-mode tonight*

NOPE!!! It´s poser party today and you know that!!

 

[monochrom]

Originally posted by Lucretia
NOPE!!! It´s poser party today and you know that!!

*Sighs*

*Puts the Brodequin-CD back in the shelf*

*Gets out a Turbonegro_CD and starts to shake his booty*

Are you ready for some darkness
Are you ready for some fun

 

[Hammered_gods]

Monochron:Bordequin are cool

 

[monochrom]

Originally posted by Hammered_gods
Monochron:Bordequin are cool

Yup - but it's rock'n roll all nite today, no smashing heads with stones!

 

[starlight]

Originally posted by Lucretia
NOPE!!! It´s poser party today and you know that!!

WHERE is a poser-part today? and who forgot to invite me???

you mean posers the way like i do??? with hairspray and tights

 

[Warthog]

Originally posted by starlight
WHERE is a poser-part today? and who forgot to invite me???

you mean posers the way like i do??? with hairspray and tights

those are posers?

I thought that was true fuckin' metal!

pfft...none can deny that Pretty Boy Floyd are the greatest true metal band ever!!!