Beer

[Zombi]

you know you have just signed your death certificate, right?

No, you have!

 

[MetalCommando]

No, you have!

you asked for it. You shall die a painful death by having my demon boot shoven up your rear orifice

 

[Zombi]

you asked for it. You shall die a painful death by having my demon boot shoven up your rear orifice

your demon boot?? do they hurt more than your satanic slippers? or your luciferian loafers?

but wait... i forgot, you don't stand a chance, thanks to my tartarian underpants, that block your miserable attempts to insert anything into my rear orifice.

 

[monochrom]

you asked for it. You shall die a painful death by having my demon boot shoven up your rear orifice

Do they have wings and a tendency to appear in a cloud of smoke once someone says their names?

 

[MetalCommando]

your demon boot?? do they hurt more than your satanic slippers? or your luciferian loafers?

but wait... i forgot, you don't stand a chance, thanks to my tartarian underpants, that block your miserable attempts to insert anything into my rear orifice.

that's what ya think

 

[Zombi]

that's what ya think

I > you

 

[MetalCommando]

Do they have wings and a tendency to appear in a cloud of smoke once someone says their names?

yes they do

 

[MetalCommando]

I > you

do not put money on that...

 

[Zombi]

do not put money on that...

Not only that! I'll put money on the fact that your demon boots are not special in any way and they're just some crappy footwear you bought in a goth/metal catalogue.

 

[monochrom]

yes they do

Okay, it's worth a try, I could use some boots.

"Aflagorth! Rynchrochnar! Flemmbemmbemm! Appear!"

 

[MetalCommando]

Not only that! I'll put money on the fact that your demon boots are not special in any way and they're just some crappy footwear you bought in a goth/metal catalogue.

1. wrong, very wrong

 

[MetalCommando]

Okay, it's worth a try, I could use some boots.

"Aflagorth! Rynchrochnar! Flemmbemmbemm! Appear!"

you have 3 feet??

 

[Zombi]

1. wrong, very wrong

and 2?

 

[MetalCommando]

and 2?

you'll with your own eyes

 

[monochrom]

you have 3 feet??

The stupid response would be "No, but my genitals are so long that I have to use a third shoe". I hate that response, so I'll just say yes.