apparently, Swedes do it better

[Zombi]

Two hookers were standing on a street corner ready for a night of business.

"It's gonna be a good night tonight, I can tell" says one of the girls.

"How can you tell?" says the other.

"I can smell cock in the air" replies the first hooker.

"Sorry", her friend replied, " I just burped!"

 

[Lucretia]

ROFL
I'm sure Mrs Commando has lost the plot now
(at least i hope so)

 

[Alrek]

Zombi's father and a hooker were standing on a street corner ready for a night of business.

"It's gonna be a good night tonight, I can tell" says the girl.

"How can you tell?" says Zombi's dad.

"I can smell cock in the air" replies the hooker.

"Sorry", Zombi's dad replied, " I just burped!"

Fixed

 

[Zombi]

ROFL
I'm sure Mrs Commando has lost the plot now
(at least i hope so)

you mean the plot where she makes herself look like a fool?


sorry, that was supposed to be in a vincent price voice.

lol, all in good fun folks. off to bed

 

[mugabe]

The welshman: Well, you know, there was this house...
mugabe: Filled with prostitutes?
The welshman: No, no prostitutes, concentrate on the house. Okay, so this house was on fire...

Better safe than sorry. I probably just wanted to help, in case he was leaving out information vital to the punchline.

 

[mugabe]

Two sailors were walking down the street and were approached by a hooker, urging them to join her for "something they'd never had before". Said the one sailor to the other: "Let's beat it. She's got leprosy".

 

[MetalCommando]

ROFL
I'm sure Mrs Commando has lost the plot now
(at least i hope so)

wrong
the plot being that there is a hell of a lot of selfishness on this board of mostly privileged people.

 

[Carpathian_Wolf]

I know that thats a lie because I know you cant play football AND you have no electricity on the island of apes.

Guess what? You are wrong as usual or is it just the old age?

 

[Zombi]

wrong
the plot being that there is a hell of a lot of selfishness on this board of mostly privileged people.

hahahaha

 

[Carpathian_Wolf]

"Footballs coming home...its coming home..."

I mean er...um

 

[Carpathian_Wolf]

hahahaha

 

[Carpathian_Wolf]

"And we are gonna down in a hole where the red crocodile is waiting with a beer its mouth...Hoo hum*

 

[Zombi]

i know, i know, Philip K. Dick is dead...

 

[Carpathian_Wolf]

i know, i know, Philip K. Dick is dead...

Tragedy

Whos he btw?

 

[MetalCommando]

i know, i know, Philip K. Dick is dead...

really