apparently, Swedes do it better

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Zombi

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Two hookers were standing on a street corner ready for a night of business.

"It's gonna be a good night tonight, I can tell" says one of the girls.

"How can you tell?" says the other.

"I can smell cock in the air" replies the first hooker.

"Sorry", her friend replied, " I just burped!"
 

Alrek

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Zombi said:
Zombi's father and a hooker were standing on a street corner ready for a night of business.

"It's gonna be a good night tonight, I can tell" says the girl.

"How can you tell?" says Zombi's dad.

"I can smell cock in the air" replies the hooker.

"Sorry", Zombi's dad replied, " I just burped!"

Fixed :D
 

Zombi

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Lucretia said:
ROFL
I'm sure Mrs Commando has lost the plot now :D
(at least i hope so)


you mean the plot where she makes herself look like a fool? :D


sorry, that was supposed to be in a vincent price voice.

lol, all in good fun folks. off to bed
 
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mugabe

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monochrom said:
The welshman: Well, you know, there was this house...
mugabe: Filled with prostitutes?
The welshman: No, no prostitutes, concentrate on the house. Okay, so this house was on fire...
Better safe than sorry. I probably just wanted to help, in case he was leaving out information vital to the punchline.
 

mugabe

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Two sailors were walking down the street and were approached by a hooker, urging them to join her for "something they'd never had before". Said the one sailor to the other: "Let's beat it. She's got leprosy".