apparently, Swedes do it better

[MetalCommando]

A pink pig sitting in a bubble bath with a cigar in its mouth

Oink

a mutant pelican in a hat

 

[Alrek]

a mutant pelican in a hat

A posesseed guinea pig that does the bidding of the Dark Lord when not escaping from its cage.

 

[Rotschopf]

By him.

http://www.ludd.luth.se/~silver_p/Art/Own/demon-800x600.jpg

Rotschopf is going to harvest the fruits of his stupidity and flapping mouth.

yeah youre right...


but .... i think i'll call some prostitudes now for having a little bit fun... cya

 

[Alrek]

yeah youre right...


but .... i think i'll call some prostitudes now for having a little bit fun... cya

It is my sincere hope that your ass gets kidnapped into an anal sex ring, you get enough STDs up your butthole such that every time you shit, they have to sterilize the toilet, and you die with an arsehole about 5 inches in diameter. You give men a bad name. The least you could do is try to actually talk to a girl who *likes* screwing around, if nothing else to piss off daddy, instead of flash a 20-euro note, of which her pimp will probably take 19,5.

 

[Carpathian_Wolf]

Been drinking again Alrek?

 

[MetalCommando]

It is my sincere hope that your ass gets kidnapped into an anal sex ring, you get enough STDs up your butthole such that every time you shit, they have to sterilize the toilet, and you die with an arsehole about 5 inches in diameter. You give men a bad name. The least you could do is try to actually talk to a girl who *likes* screwing around, if nothing else to piss off daddy, instead of flash a 20-euro note, of which her pimp will probably take 19,5.

Alrek, we have decided to adopt you

 

[Carpathian_Wolf]

and then sell you into slavery

 

[MetalCommando]

and then sell you into slavery

no, we're keeping him

 

[Carpathian_Wolf]

well hes not get any beer money off me anyway

 

[MetalCommando]

well hes not get any beer money off me anyway

well, we can ahve him make trips to Romania weekly to bring back cheap romanian beer

 

[Alrek]

well, we can ahve him make trips to Romania weekly to bring back cheap romanian beer

SOLD. When do I start?

EDIT: This is what I do on average:
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y52/kisama314159/day.jpg
just so there are no surprises.

 

[Zombi]

well, we can ahve him make trips to Romania weekly to bring back cheap romanian prostitutes

fixed

 

[MetalCommando]

SOLD. When do I start?

EDIT: This is what I do on average:
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y52/kisama314159/day.jpg
just so there are no surprises.

romanian beer at 20p per bottle

 

[Carpathian_Wolf]

fixed

 

[Alrek]

fixed

Zombi...there are things that are simply not made fun of or allured to politely or even in jest. You are damn close to one of these things, so watch your step, or you'll get trash-canned (what I call it now) worse than Ditto will!