51 Rules for a Power Metal fan to avoid being labeled as gay

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mugabe

mugabe

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"Steele - whose rugged sexuality has not gone unnoticed by scores of black-PVC-clad porn-stars and sexually frustrated housewives - takes up an offer to show his ladder-rung of love in the pages of Playgirl magazine. The band members laugh themselves into pant-pissing seizures after Hickey finds out through his publishing world contacts that 23% of the magazine's subscribers are female."
 
Hammered_gods

Hammered_gods

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Originally posted by Supercharger
hmm..hammered is male after all? :D
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No way,I am just taller and have a strong skelleton than normal girls have :)I am not a small girlie,they call me amazon :D(I am 178cm tall :D)Well but there is a problems with that..better suits me men with bigger dick or they have to be smart and sadistic in sex or they will make me sleep :D But I like smaller men too,if they wouldn't mind that they would breathe on my tits :D(just kidding):D
 
Rosk

Rosk

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Originally posted by Lucretia
interesting, never tried to measure mine :D
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Well, that nipple messurement is one of the things that gives identity to H_G, it's really understandable you haven't tried that (as must human beings) ;):D:D:D
 
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