50,000 before W:O:A 2009!

[xforeverxmetalx]

If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

If I was the head of a country that lost a war, and I had to sign a peace treaty, just as I was signing I'd glance over the treaty and then suddenly act surprised. "Wait a minute! I thought we won!"

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe by shoving them down his throat)?

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

If someone told me it wasn't "fashionable" to talk about freedom, I think I'd just have to look him square in the eye and say, "Okay, you tell me what's 'fashionable'." But he won't. And you know why? Because you can't ask someone what's fashionable in a smart-alecky way like that. You have to be friendly and say, "By the way, what's fashionable?"

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

If there was a big gardening convention, and you got up and gave a speech in favor of fast-motion gardening, I bet you would get booed off the stage. They're just not ready.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

If there's ever an amusement park called Bag World, I bet it would really start to annoy you after a while how they really sort of stretch the definition of "bag."

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

I think one of the courses at school should be "Laughing, Then Jumping Off Something".

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

 

[Northern Death]

*support*

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave Man, I guess I'm a coward.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

*support*

hooray! human life form!!

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city... boy, I don't know what to tell you.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

If you ever discover that what you're seeing is a play within a play, just slow down, take a deep breath, and hold on for the ride of your life.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because, dude, they're gone.