50,000 before W:O:A 2009!

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...now...

 

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... have...

 

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...1800!!!

 

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not quite as coordinated as last time

 

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well i guess it's time to post more nonsense

 

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I'm not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why? It would take about a billion ants just to aim a gun at me, let alone fire it. And you know what I'm doing while they're aiming it at me? I just sort of slip off to the side, and then suddenly run up and kick the gun out of their hands.

 

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If aliens from outer space ever come and we show them our civilization and they make fun of it, we should say we were just kidding, that this isn't our real civilization, but a gag we hoped they would like. Then we tell them to come back in twenty years to see our real civilization. After that, we start a crash program of coming up with a new civilization. Either that, or just shoot down the aliens as they're waving good-bye.

 

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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife... that's all I have to say.

 

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If I come back as an animal in my next lifetime, I hope it's some type of parasite, because this is the part where I take it easy.

 

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If I could be a bird, I think I'd be a penguin, because then I could walk around on two feet with a lot of other guys like me.

 

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If I could come back as a horsefly, I think my favorite thing would be to land on someone's lip. Even if they smash you, ick, you're all over their lip.

 

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If I ever do a book on the Amazon, I hope I am able to bring a certain lightheartedness to the subject, in a way that tells the reader we're going to have fun with this thing.

 

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If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like I am now.

 

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If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don't think I'd call it Trampo-Land, because you might think it was a store for tramps, which is not the inpression we are trying to convey with our store. On the other hand, we would not prohibit tramps from browsing, or testing the trampolines, unless a tramp's gyrations seemed to be getting out of control.

 

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If I had the time to sit down and write a thank-you note to everyone who sent me a nice, expensive present, what a wonderful world that would be.