50,000 before W:O:A 2009!

[Sevren]

it seems you are not here anymore. darn it.

I am here and pissed. I missed out on tickets

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

I am here and pissed. I missed out on tickets

yea me too
sipy's gonna try to get me some though :]
you can always try ebay

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

My noble half-brother whose throne I overthrew will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.

 

[Sevren]

yea me too
sipy's gonna try to get me some though :]
you can always try ebay

The lineup was not the greatest but will look.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Shooting is not too good for my enemies.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him and then say, "No."

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". Similarly, the On/Off switch will not clearly be labelled as such.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum - a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

One of my advisors will be an average seven-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

All slain enemies will be killed right then and there, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.