5 things forum game

[DarthFreak]

1. Listening to HipHop
2. Listening to Radiomusik
3. Listening to a Sermon in Church
4. Jeggi
5. Listening to the German Chancelor


the 5 most fuckable babes in the forum

 

[monochrom]

Originally posted by DarthFreak
1. Listening to HipHop
2. Listening to Radiomusik
3. Listening to a Sermon in Church
4. Jeggi
5. Listening to the German Chancelor


the 5 most fuckable babes in the forum

!SEX! (She's a babe alright)
Wacken-Martin (always mention the host)
Shizzo Krause (Has a lot of posts, must be good)
TALKHEAVY (He might even bring some underage skinhead girls along)
Karsten (If the sex is bad, he always has good beer afterwards)

Favourite German Politicians

 

[grinsekatze666]

Gerhard Schröder
Friedrich Merz
Angela Merkel
Guido Westerwelle
Franz Müntefering



The five best things to do, when you're drunk

 

[Carpathian_Wolf]

1 Zzzzz..
2 Crap
3 No
4 Zzzzz..
5 Oh Dear

enough said

 

[LXE]

Hey Wolfie, your supposed to keep it goin'
I'll try the things to do drunk list....
1. Drink more
2. burn stuff
3. have some friendly violent fun
4. spam
5. talk to strangers


5 ways to tell if your a metalhead

 

[DarthFreak]

1. baggy pants
2. short hair
3. you drink becks the whole time
4. you either like the west coast or the east coast
5. you think you r the man and can pull every chica



five top beers from africa

 

[monochrom]

Originally posted by DarthFreak
1. baggy pants
2. short hair
3. you drink becks the whole time
4. you either like the west coast or the east coast
5. you think you r the man and can pull every chica



five top beers from africa

Old Ouagadougou Stout
Pyramid Brew
Kiliman Light
Bokassa Special
Mbuyi-Maji Strong Ale


Despicable Centuries

 

[mugabe]

Originally posted by monochrom
Despicable Centuries

The 9100th B.C. - Too much ice even for hockey
The 16th - Puffy pants?!
The 13th - European crusades
The 20th - World Wars, Bush crusades
The 21st - Bush crusades

Five cool species of fish?

 

[ShizzoKrause]

Originally posted by monochrom
!SEX! (She's a babe alright)
Wacken-Martin (always mention the host)
Shizzo Krause (Has a lot of posts, must be good)
TALKHEAVY (He might even bring some underage skinhead girls along)
Karsten (If the sex is bad, he always has good beer afterwards)

Favourite German Politicians

Good choise

@topic:
The Jellyfish
The Albert Fish
The part of women that sometimes smell like fish
The Quastenflosser (that old one that is there for 360mio years
The Joschka Fischer

5 great ways of making suicide

 

[monochrom]

Originally posted by ShizzoKrause
Good choise

@topic:
The Jellyfish
The Albert Fish
The part of women that sometimes smell like fish
The Quastenflosser (that old one that is there for 360mio years
The Joschka Fischer

5 great ways of making suicide

- Tell a giant quid that it has ugly tentacles
- Go through Dublin on St.Patricks Day, sporting a Rangers-outfit and sing "God hates all cathilics queer and ugly"
-Hijack a Saudi Plane and fly it into the Kaaba (Revenge can be so sweet)
- Go through all of Bushes speeches and make a list of the faults, both grammatical and logical. Probably a fate worse than death
- The classical way: Dig out some ancient pagan statues and die by the curse of an unforgiving pagan deity


Good Schlager tunes to drink too

 

[ShizzoKrause]

Originally posted by monochrom
- Tell a giant quid that it has ugly tentacles
- Go through Dublin on St.Patricks Day, sporting a Rangers-outfit and sing "God hates all cathilics queer and ugly"
-Hijack a Saudi Plane and fly it into the Kaaba (Revenge can be so sweet)
- Go through all of Bushes speeches and make a list of the faults, both grammatical and logical. Probably a fate worse than death
- The classical way: Dig out some ancient pagan statues and die by the curse of an unforgiving pagan deity


Good Schlager tunes to drink too

Moskau
Auf der Reeperbahn Nachts um halb eins
Wir versaufen unser Oma ihr klein Häusschen
Einer geht noch
Ich bin ein Frisenjung

OK, not realy good but they make less earcancer than the others

Girls names to laugh about

 

[monochrom]

Originally posted by ShizzoKrause
Moskau
Auf der Reeperbahn Nachts um halb eins
Wir versaufen unser Oma ihr klein Häusschen
Einer geht noch
Ich bin ein Frisenjung

OK, not realy good but they make less earcancer than the others

Girls names to laugh about

Deirdre
Nike
Heidi
Lotte
Mitzi

Men with great beards

 

[ShizzoKrause]

Originally posted by monochrom
Deirdre
Nike
Heidi
Lotte
Mitzi

Men with great beards

gnoff (one year ago)
Saddam (in the hole)
The two guys of ZZ Top
Paul Speckmann
!SEX! (The bearty lady )

the best Futurama episodes

 

[monochrom]

Originally posted by ShizzoKrause
gnoff (one year ago)
Saddam (in the hole)
The two guys of ZZ Top
Paul Speckmann
!SEX! (The bearty lady )

the best Futurama episodes

-The one where Zoidberg says "Look at me! I'm the hero! Now it's time for my song!"
-The one where the alien doctor is wearing the mexican outfit
-The one where Old Zoidi has to fight Fry
-The one with Sherlock Zoidberg
-Any other episode featuring mainly crustaceans


Best crustaceans

 

[ShizzoKrause]

Originally posted by monochrom
-The one where Zoidberg says "Look at me! I'm the hero! Now it's time for my song!"
-The one where the alien doctor is wearing the mexican outfit
-The one where Old Zoidi has to fight Fry
-The one with Sherlock Zoidberg
-Any other episode featuring mainly crustaceans


Best crustaceans

Zoidberg
the crap from Disney´s little Mermaid
cooked crap
Any lobster who clamps the balls of little georgie
Hoomers firend clampy

worst haircuts