250K part 2

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[gee jay]

Never tell your mom her diet's not working. ~Michael, Age 14

ouch

 

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Laws of Life

 

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Murphy's First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will forget two of the first five.

 

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Kauffman's Paradox of the Corporation: The less important you are to the corporation, the more your tardiness or absence is noticed.

 

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The Salary Axiom: The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.

 

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Miller's Law of Insurance: Insurance covers everything except what happens.

 

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First Law of Living: As soon as you start doing what you always wanted to be doing, you'll want to be doing something else.

 

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Weiner's Law of Libraries: There are no answers, only cross-references.

[I know right... dude that's sooo annoying]

 

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The Salary Axiom: The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.

you got that right

 

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The Grocery Bag Law: The candy bar you planned to eat on the way home from the market is hidden at the bottom of the grocery bag.

 

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Lampner's Law of Employment: When leaving work late, you will go unnoticed. When you leave work early, you will meet the boss in the parking lot.

 

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Male/Female Perspectives

 

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WANTS AND NEEDS
female: The delicate balance of emotional, physical and psychological longing one seeks to have fulfilled in a relationship.
male: Food, sex and beer.