250K part 2

[xforeverxmetalx]

Never trust a dog to watch your food. ~Patrick, Age 10

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents. ~Matthew, Age 12

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning. ~Stephanie, Age 8

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. ~Rosemary, Age 7

 

[gee jay]

When your mom or sister says "do these pants make me look fat?" never respond, cause most people would say the wrong answer. ~Mike, Age 11

oh...so true

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Never ask for anything that costs more than 5 dollars when your parents are doing taxes. ~Carol, Age 9

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Never bug a pregnant mom. ~Nicholas, Age 11

 

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Don't ever be too full for dessert. ~Kelly, Age 10

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him. ~Heather, Age 16

[hahaha but it's oh so tempting...]

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Never tell your mom her diet's not working. ~Michael, Age 14

 

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Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. ~Joel Age 12

 

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When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. ~Alyesha, Age 13

[pure brilliance right there]

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Never spit when on a roller coaster. ~Scott, Age 11

 

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Never tell your little brother that you're not going to do what your mom told you to do. ~Hank, Age 12

[oh so true...]

 

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Remember the two places you are always welcome - church and grandma's house. ~Joanne, Age 11

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