250K part 2

[xforeverxmetalx]

If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they do not know, or if they speak using a voice other than their own, shoot them at once. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. Note: it's unlikely they'll die easy, so be prepared.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

When you have the benefit of numbers, never pair off or go it alone.

 

[gee jay]

When it seems that you've killed the monster, never check to see if it's really dead.

kill it again to make sure.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to hell.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

If appliances start operating by themselves, move out.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Do not take (or borrow) anything from the dead.

 

[gee jay]

As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to hell.

Hellraiser. Love that movie.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know what you are doing.

[um... who does?]

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice, more if you are female. Also note that, although you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness, and so on, get away from them as fast as possible.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

If your car runs out of gas at night, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Beware of strangers bearing tools such as chain saws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawnmowers, butane torches, soldering irons, band saws, weed-whackers or any device made from deceased companions.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Never, never, NEVER try to communicate with something abnormal because "there's so much we can learn from them".

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

If you find a town which looks deserted, it's probably for a reason. Take the hint and stay away.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

When something is chasing you, bear in mind that when you try to start your car, no matter how reliable the vehicle is normally, you'll have to crank the engine over many times before it will fire up.