250,000 before W:O:A 09!

[xforeverxmetalx]

91. If it's rare, it must be good. Order it immediately.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

92. I will not add that as it is not metal enough.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

93. Are you metal enough to be reading this?

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

94. Own every Darkthrone release. Listen to exactly none of them.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

95. Own cult-as-@#%$ shirts of bands you not only own no releases of, but also haven't even heard.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

96. Use the phrase "cult-as-@#%$" whenever possible.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

97. Attempt to swear during random segments of your songs. (Kindly refer to Attilla's work on De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas.)

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

98. In order to make your recording more incomprehensible and therefore more "cult", be sure to either select a singer who has only a tenuous grasp on the language to be sung. (Acceptable languages: Norwegian, Latin, Orcish.)

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

99. I'll tell you what your album layout needs... more black.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

100. And you know what else? How long since you acted like a troll? Pick up that makeup and fight, soldier!

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

101. You mean to tell me you read this whole thing when you could've have been prancing about in the forest with an axe?

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

*the over*

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

there's a bunch of crap on that one imo
but it's also got some really great ones

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

*maps*

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

*maps of I-can't-think-of-anything-to-post*