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76. ...I'm talking to myself again.

 

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77. Norsk Arysk Blak Metal! Rahhh!!

 

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78. That's better, on with the interview!

 

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79. The number 79 isn't black metal. Why? Don't question it.

 

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80. Create inverted crosses in all possible instances. Suggested tools: Drum sticks, twigs, pool cues, pencils, etc. (See also "clouded frost spire")

 

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81. Profess publicly that you are a Satanist and add that you are in touch with Norway's ancient Pagan past. Pretend that somehow those two facts make sense in conjunction.

 

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82. Mashed potatoes.

 

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83. Don't make Beastie Boys references.

 

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84. Don't make references.

 

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85. Satanus. Huh huh huhuhuhuh.

 

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86. Huhuhuhuhuhuhuh.

 

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87. If possible, design the title of your album so that it consists of three completely unrelated words. Dimmu Borgir are the master of this (i.e. Enthrone Darkness Triumphant, Spiritual Black Dimensions, Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia, Godless Savage Garden) but you may also want to refer to Immortal's "Diabolical Fullmoon Mysticism".

 

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88. As we all know, women have no place in the homoerotic world of black metal, but if your girlfriend still won't stop bugging you about wanting to be involved in your band, give her a lame spoken word part or something.

 

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89. Never form a band containing you, your wife and/or girlfriend, and some gay looking guy. (See also: rule 11)

 

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90. Go to bed when your mom tells you to.