250,000 before W:O:A 09!

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36. Turn the bass way up on their stereo.
[what's wrong with bass?]

 

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37. Laugh at Slayer for stealing their name from the Buffy show.
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[xforeverxmetalx]

38. Call Doro fat.
[tell this to the guys ]

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

39. Call them on their horrible grammar and/or spelling.
[we're just as good as anyone else at that, if not better ]

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

40. Remind them that metal is partially derived from the blues.
[so what ]

 

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41. Use the phrase "balls in a vice" at least three times when talking about classic metal and/or power metal vocalists.
[same effect as "cookie monster vocals" ]

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

42. If it's a guy with long hair, address him as if he were female. Don't correct yourself about it.
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[xforeverxmetalx]

43. Be impressed with how much RoadRunner Records has improved over the past ten years.
[don't really keep track of record companies]

 

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44. Ask how many times they've burned a church.
[every weekend ]

 

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45. Notice that Lemmy hasn't moved his left hand in 30 years of playing bass.
[who?]

 

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46. Refer to metal as "that kill-your-father-rape-your-mother stuff."
[never heard that one]

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

47. Ask them that if their favorite bands are so good, how come nobody has ever heard of them?
[because only we can handle the awesomeness. ]

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

48. Pine for the good old days when Pour Some Sugar On Me was a big hit.
[don't get this one either]

 

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49. Tell them you used to be a metalhead, but grew out of it when you started listening to more intellectual stuff.
[*points out that new music study*

 

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50. Post a list of "Ways To Annoy Metalheads" knowing full well that so many of them internalize everything and can't take a joke.
[*rofl* ]