250,000 before W:O:A 09!

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6. Say it's all a ripoff of Iron Butterfly anyway.
[of course it is...]

 

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7. Ask if they've given their souls to Jesus yet.
[I have although I wouldn't say it like that.]

 

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8. Vaguely imply that you're gay and would like their company for the evening.
[wtf?]

 

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9. Record over their Cannibal Corpse albums with other Cannibal Corpse albums and see if they ever notice the difference.
[*rofl*]

 

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10. Refuse to accept their fake I.D.
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11. Ask how much Dio got paid for his role as Stuart Little.
[lol wow...]

 

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12. Use the phrase "cookie monster vocals" and act like it's the funniest, most original thing you've ever come up with.
[hehe, that is annoying.]

 

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13. Tell them, "Those guys don't have talent." Then, give them an album from a mainstream metal band and say, "Now, these guys have talent!"
[even worse than #4-5... *ultrastab*]

 

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14. Say "What is vinyl?"
[kids these days...]

 

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15. Point out how stupid Manowar is. If they agree, tell them the only thing more stupid is Black Sabbath with Dio.
[I'd like to see Smoo's reaction to this the first part at least]

 

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16. Tell them it all sounds the same.
[you obviously know nothing about metal if you think that ]

 

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17. Say that Cliff Burton was a dirty hippy who had already peaked musically.
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18. If they say they love 80s metal, ask them what ever happened to Poison.
[I like some Poison ]

 

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19. Tell them you like underground music too, like Godsmack.
[grrrrr]

 

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20. Point out that Tarja can't sing.
[don't care for Nightwish, but I'd at least say she can sing...]