250,000 before W:O:A 09!

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21. Insist that Emperor videos would be better if they used a dance troupe.
[*rofl*]

 

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22. Ask if Mayhem is Marilyn Manson's band.
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23. Divert their CD shipments to the local Jewish community center.
[I'd just get mad at not having my CDs ]

 

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24. Write "God Loves You" on their Venom backpatch.
[I would so do that ]

 

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25. Point out that just about every genre of music has an underground with bands who have integrity, so metal really isn't that unique.
[wow...]

 

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26. Tell them that new Metallica owned old Metallica, especially Master of Puppets.
[anyone who thinks this should be murdered]

 

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27. Take out their Iron Maiden album and put in 50 Cent or Hannah Montana.
[OH THE HORROR! *shudder*]

 

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28. Give them a spiky pop-punk haircut while they sleep.
[I think that would annoy more people than just metalheads ]

 

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29. Pronounce Celtic Frost correctly.
[*rofl* ]

 

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30. If they're over 25, say that people can still rock even if they have an unplanned child or two and drive a grocery getter. Then point and laugh.
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31. Tell them you're not hiring and to try the other Cinnabon down the street.
[also ]

 

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32. Sit quietly and applaud politely at a metal show.
[*throws you into the moshpit*]

 

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33. Make them be sober for five whole seconds.
[at Wacken no problem for me though ]

 

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34. Ask if Randy Rhoads was on the same flight as John Denver.
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35. Tell them Korn brought metal back to life in the 90s.
[I actually like some Korn, but that would definately be an exaggeration ]