150K Before WOA 2010

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9. They are laughing at me, not with me

 

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10. I will not yell "fire" in a crowded classroom

 

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11. I will not encourage others to fly

 

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12. I will not fake my way through life

 

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13. Tar is not a plaything

 

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14. I will not drive the principal's car

 

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15. I will not pledge allegiance to Bart

 

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16. I will not sell school property

 

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17. I will not belch the National Anthem

 

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18. I will not grease the monkey bars

 

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19. I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment

 

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20. I will not do anything bad ever again

 

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np: pain Of Salvation - Flame To The Moth

 

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Cartoon Laws of Physics

Cartoon Law I
Any body suspended in space will remain in space until made aware of its
situation.

 

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Cartoon Law II
Any body in motion will tend to remain in motion until solid matter
intervenes suddenly. Whether shot from a cannon or in hot pursuit on
foot, cartoon characters are so absolute in their momentum that only a
telephone pole or an outsize boulder retards their forward motion
absolutely. Sir Isaac Newton called this sudden termination of motion
the stooge's surcease.