150K Before WOA 2010

[Morphinechild78]

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

 

[Morphinechild78]

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven...

 

[Morphinechild78]

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline... it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

 

[Morphinechild78]

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

 

[Morphinechild78]

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

 

[Morphinechild78]

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.

 

[Morphinechild78]

All right, Brain, I don't like you... and you don't like me, so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

In real life, people often stink up the bathroom with their fecal odors, toilet paper runs out, and people get diarrhea; In Star Wars, no one has ever used the bathroom.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

 

[Morphinechild78]

14 Reasons To Allow Drinking At Work ...

 

[Morphinechild78]

1. It's an incentive to show up.

 

[Morphinechild78]

2. It reduces stress

 

[Morphinechild78]

3. It leads to more honest communications.

 

[Morphinechild78]

4. It reduces complaints about low pay.

 

[Morphinechild78]

5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.